Comments on: Off to Spring Training

By: azvikefan

azvikefan — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 15:34:26 +0000

You are right about mummified hag but I love her because she takes no shit from liberal pussies in this state. Her and Sheriff joe are the BEST!

By: westsideculture

westsideculture — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 05:55:26 +0000

Yeah….. enjoy “work”…. and stay in the best shape of your life

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 23:49:42 +0000

And that repulsive mummified hag of a governor of yours.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 22:18:21 +0000

Speaking of indiscretions, Craig, be sure to say hi to that slatternly leather-faced hag of a governor down there. Boy, talk about your two-bagger….

By: lanflfan

lanflfan — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 20:35:49 +0000

Enjoy your tour of the Cactus League.

I’d love it if you could turn up some dirt on Frank McCourt, something that will get him voted off this planet immediately and irrevocably.

By: blabidibla

blabidibla — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 20:07:50 +0000

Eat some Soba Noodles for me.

By: cur68

cur68 — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 19:50:55 +0000

Hey, whatever happens at Cactus League STAYS in Cactus League…unless he falls into a fountain again (like that guy, who may or may not have been Craig, at the winter meetings): that should be front page news on HBT, not buried on Off the Bench.

By: Pierre Cruzatte

Pierre Cruzatte — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 19:42:44 +0000

If I could thumbs-up this cameo 100 times, I would.

By: randygnyc

randygnyc — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 18:03:17 +0000

2 suggestions:

1). Shower daily
2). Don’t slobber

Safe travels

By: allisonhagen

allisonhagen — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 17:47:14 +0000

I hope not, since I’m not going. Unless it’s with someone on the list of allowable indiscretions.

By: azvikefan

azvikefan — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 17:15:30 +0000

Don’t forget to do your liberal journalists duty to mention our open gun laws and our misguided efforts to curb illegal immigrants.

By: hopespringseternal

hopespringseternal — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 17:07:12 +0000

If you have time, stop at Don & Charlie’s in Scottsdale. Great food and memorabilia.

By: sportsdrenched.com

sportsdrenched.com — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 16:53:56 +0000

This seems like a good segway to ask the opinion of the good commenters of HBT. True or False: The WGN Camera Crew has the best eye for local “wildlife” out of any National MLB Broadcast?

By: sportsdrenched.com

sportsdrenched.com — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 16:50:45 +0000

I thought honey bees were disapearing, but it seems they have migrated to Arizona too.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 16:45:41 +0000

Remember what Smokey’s mother advised: when danger threatens, always climb a tree.

Then again, forest fires prevent bears.

By: crazyyankee

crazyyankee — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 16:37:42 +0000

don’t catch the valley fever

By: APBA Guy

APBA Guy — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 16:32:48 +0000

Full write up on Cespedes and the San Jose situation after Saturday’s game, please. We want hard hitting investigative journalism plus legal opinions on the possibility of success if the City of San Jose sues the Giants. Anything less and there had better be pictures of the local “wildlife”. Also, Cespedes looks like he’s only 5’10″ in some of the pictures I’ve seen. What’s the real story? Is he 37 years old as the Giants fans claim?

By: Pierre Cruzatte

Pierre Cruzatte — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 16:32:45 +0000

To wit: he was.

By: WhenMattStairsIsKing

WhenMattStairsIsKing — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 16:32:10 +0000

I love this time of the year. Enjoy, CC!

By: ptfu

ptfu — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 16:20:58 +0000

Snogging–I do not think it means what you think it means. Unless Craig was getting REALLY friendly with baseball groupies…

By: wlschneider09

wlschneider09 — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 16:16:10 +0000

Bring us back something nice!

By: tseekins

tseekins — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 15:19:34 +0000

Well, is THAt what I have been doing wrong all this time? I have been foolishly tuning in to NBC Sports Talk, I alwys thought Spots Talk was an animal show.

See you at the park Craig!

By: unclemosesgreen

unclemosesgreen — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 15:14:17 +0000

Farewell Craig and remember – if you hear the swarm – run for the nearest cover. zzzzZZZZZ

By: cur68

cur68 — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 15:12:19 +0000

Gator, I can assure you that the presence of horny animals on this planet has increased, rather than decreased. I now await en vivo ursus doofus's inevitable and successful attempt at being a douche. Hope you kept that journal handy as a reference. Frankly I advocate pepper spray for bears, never mind smacking them across the snout with rolled up scientific journals.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 15:02:58 +0000

I read somewhere in an environmental journal that the horned toads are disappearing. Better not walk around barefoot, then.

By: cur68

cur68 — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 14:58:46 +0000

…and off he goes to trample the Earth…too and fro, the little devil. Well, stay out of fights this year, kay? Us wimpy nerds aren’t built for fighting. Say hi to those superfan ladies you met last year. I’d like a follow up picture, because last season’s was awesome.

By: Pierre Cruzatte

Pierre Cruzatte — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 14:58:30 +0000

Hopefully this will turn into a redux of the winter meetings, and you’ll spend all your time snogging instead of blogging.