Comments on: Farewell, Arizona

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 04:06:35 +0000

At the end of the article, the horned toads were still vanishing. Let's see your horned toad impersonation.

By: vivabear

vivabear — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 22:33:04 +0000

You should probably go back and read the rest of the article then.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 20:30:45 +0000

…or maybe it was in The Journal of Irreproducible Results. I subscribe to a lot of science magazines.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 20:29:23 +0000

I read not long ago in Scientific American that in Arizona the horned toads were vanishing.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 17:14:31 +0000

We’re men, we’re men in tights.
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We’re men, we’re men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that’s right!
We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we’ll put out your lights!
We’re men, we’re men in tights,
Always on guard defending the people’s rights.

[The Can-Can Chorus Line]

We’re men, MANLY men, we’re men in tights.
[Gay voice] Yes!
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We’re men, we’re men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that’s right!
We may look like pansies, but don’t get us wrong or else we’ll put out your lights.
We’re men, we’re men in tights
[High Voice] TIGHT Tights
Always on guard defending the people’s rights.
When you’re in a fix just call for the men in tights!

WE’RE BUTCH!

By: marshmallowsnake

marshmallowsnake — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 17:13:32 +0000

What is with the horned toads? I live in the area, and always see you mention this.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 16:04:28 +0000

Sounds like he got away from there without having stepped on any invisible horned toads.

By: qcubed3

qcubed3 — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 14:16:06 +0000

While the foreground of the above picture is a bit dark, you can still make out the lines of an equipment bag . . . .

By: phukyouk

phukyouk — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 13:30:51 +0000

Just so you know i read that as Pablo Sandaval like 5 times before seeing i was wrong wrong wrong. either way he brutalized your name.. you should sue.

By: cltjump

cltjump — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 13:29:51 +0000

The most astounding statement on this list?
“Someone actually bought the new orange Miami Marlins hat.”

By: proudlycanadian

proudlycanadian — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 12:19:48 +0000

Men in tights, just like Robin Hood.

By: paperlions

paperlions — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 12:16:47 +0000

If it makes you feel any better, I’m pretty sure both batman and superman wear skinny jeans.

By: lewp

lewp — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 12:12:17 +0000

Craig, thanks for keeping us cubicle dwellers up-to-date in Arizona. You did a great job!

By: cur68

cur68 — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 12:11:43 +0000

So the anti-baldites have 2 superheros now, eh? Are they the superheros we want? Yep. They are. Are they the superheros we need. Yep, again. Man. That IS super: they even beat the meme.

Look. Up in the sky! Its a bird? Its a plane! No, wait! Its Sasquatch! No. No, wait…its…Superman? Yes! It is. My, what an amazing thick head of hair being ruffled by the breeze in the wind of his passage…er…yeah. Minions of Lex Luthor, beware!