Comments on: Nationals to sell eight-pound “StrasBurger” this season

By: 84cubs

84cubs — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 16:04:47 +0000

Hmm, at the very least “groans, farts and belches” last I checked might make somebody leave a room, but it can NEVER be mistaken for MORE government encroachment on our lives. But thats why I love our country, everybody is entitled to his or her opinion. Have a wonderful day.

By: Giantattitude

Giantattitude — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 03:37:31 +0000

Hopefully it comes with a free barf bag.

By: mojosmagic

mojosmagic — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 00:50:47 +0000

Eat one and you end up on the DL.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 00:43:45 +0000

Why bother? The Bush appointees on the Supreme Court are convinced that hamburgers are people and that groans, farts and belches are speech.

By: cur68

cur68 — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 23:55:45 +0000

Defibrillator aint gonna correct a rhythm affected by that much beef. What you need is Anton Chigurh’s bolt gun to put the victim out of his misery. Diet Coke will get the blood stains out.

By: 84cubs

84cubs — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 21:36:09 +0000

This is happening in Washington D.C? So much for Mrs Obama’s obesity campaign…. Do you think she’ll get hubby to propose some sort of legislation to stop this from happening??? Stranger things have happened…….

By: phillyphever

phillyphever — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 21:15:23 +0000

I know that, but this one looks more challenging than the other burger.

By: foreverchipper10

foreverchipper10 — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 21:15:21 +0000

Take all of the tomatoes and throw them away and I can probably put back 1/3 of this bad boy.

By: natstowngreg

natstowngreg — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 20:51:33 +0000

Dunno, a coroner might rule it a suicide, not a homicide.

By: natstowngreg

natstowngreg — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 20:48:54 +0000

Hey, I’ll be happy to re-sell them to Phillies fans. If only to help reduce the number of Phillies fans.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 20:41:55 +0000

Imagine a horrible horsemeat and Velveeta™ sandwich that size. A Brobdingnagian burger might be construed as involuntary manslaughter, but a HH&V™ sandwich that size would be pretty proximate to mass murder.

By: Jeremy Fox

Jeremy Fox — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 20:38:21 +0000

So are Phillies fans allowed to purchase Strasburgers from the concession stand? Or do they have to buy their Strasburgers on the secondhand market from Nationals fans?

By: jimbo1949

jimbo1949 — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 20:32:46 +0000

He already did one of those at some minor league park. http://www.ibetyouwont.com/fifth-third-burger-challenge-at-fifth-third-ballpark/
Isn’t there also something called “the rothlisburger”

By: Gobias Industries

Gobias Industries — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:51:08 +0000

Poor Aaron probably put five of those hard-lost pounds back on just writing this post.

By: bbk1000

bbk1000 — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:48:23 +0000

Take all of what’s worst from BK and MC, take a dump on the bun and here you go……

By: dcfan4life

dcfan4life — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:47:57 +0000

Sounds like a burger couples and familys can split. To be honost im suprised it took this long to come up with a Strasburger, ya know…

By: thenoblebard93

thenoblebard93 — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:44:05 +0000

And how much will this monstrosity cost? I may fly out if it’s cheap enough.

By: phillyphever

phillyphever — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:43:27 +0000

Someone call Adam Richman. We found a challenge for him to take.

By: vivabear

vivabear — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:34:38 +0000

“I really hate the Bronco Burger. Ever since they started with the chicken nuggets, everything went downhill.”

By: phukyouk

phukyouk — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:18:54 +0000

Homer: I thought this was supposed to be a steak house, not a little girly, underpantsy, pink doily, tea party place!
Waiter: Well, there is one steak that’s available only by special request. We call it, uh, Sir Loin-A-Lot. It’s, uh, the size of a boogie board.
Homer: Ooh, I’ll have that one. And to drink … meatballs.
Waiter: Very good, sir.

By: sportsdrenched.com

sportsdrenched.com — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:18:08 +0000

FTW

This comment wins the internet for today.

By: shaggylocks

shaggylocks — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:17:50 +0000

“… and a pitcher of your choice of soft drink.”

I had to read that a few times before it clicked. A pitcher of your choice? Does he have to be on the National’s 40 man roster?

By: contraryguy

contraryguy — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:14:41 +0000

They were going to feature Strasburg Sliders but the test product blew through the average diner.

By: sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo

sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:08:55 +0000

Perhaps each burger could contain just a pinch of genuine Steven Strasburg elbow ligament, left over from his surgery and cured for over 18 months

By: mdpickles

mdpickles — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:07:37 +0000

I’ll have the Jayson Werthlessburger.

By: nightman13

nightman13 — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:06:14 +0000

Tommy John surgery will be required if you try to lift the burger off the plate with one hand.

By: koufaxmitzvah

koufaxmitzvah — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:03:31 +0000

“What’s your secret sauce?”

“Ketchup and mayo. What’s the secret sauce at Bronco Burger?”

“Thousand Island dressing.”

By: sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo

sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:00:24 +0000

And to keep the metaphor accurate, for 2012 they will shut you down once you are approximately 80% of the way through the Strasburger, in order to limit your workload and preserve your long-term health.

By: phukyouk

phukyouk — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 18:56:33 +0000

“Hopefully they have Diet Coke available.”
and a defibrillator too i hope