Quit chuckling. It’s not that. It’s this:

Not that I’m judging. I thought that too when I heard it. And I thought “wait, I thought he said his rib cage hurt.”
Anyway, Wright tells Adam Rubin that the injury — a tear to that muscle — is not as serious as it sounds. It’s merely a strain. So no, it will not wreck him.
Or dern near kill ‘em.
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- proudlycanadian - Mar 14, 2012 at 9:49 AM
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Glad that it is not a pain in the butt.
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- phukyouk - Mar 14, 2012 at 9:50 AM
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Thanks for ruining it for us Craig… well all of us except for Cur.. i mean there were jokes in there involving…well a lot of things.
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- sportsdrenched.com - Mar 14, 2012 at 9:51 AM
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I’m planning on tearing into a 6-Pack this weekend too.
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- phukyouk - Mar 14, 2012 at 10:05 AM
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clearly you dont play for the Sox
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- Spiro Agnew - Mar 14, 2012 at 10:01 AM
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On my Android the title on the preview just reads “David wrigt has tear in his rectus…” hard not to both chuckle and be very concerned
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- umrguy42 - Mar 14, 2012 at 10:04 AM
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“Rectus? Damn near *killed* us!”
(Somebody had to say it, right?)
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- foreverchipper10 - Mar 14, 2012 at 12:48 PM
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Yeah, Craig did.
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- umrguy42 - Mar 14, 2012 at 1:25 PM
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D’oh! My bad, I missed that last line. *goes off and thumbs-down self*
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- El Bravo - Mar 14, 2012 at 10:05 AM
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No way, this is an oblique strain. Now they’re changing the cliche? WTF? Sure, the rectus abdominus is not the obliques but it’s right next to ‘em! Close enough!
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- The Dangerous Mabry - Mar 14, 2012 at 10:55 AM
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This is why I play it safe and have no abdominal muscles whatsoever. If only I could explain to my wife that I’m just trying to avoid hurting my rectus…
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- danieldykstra - Mar 14, 2012 at 11:28 AM
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Why does the muscle picture where the man has no skin still include nipples?
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- phukyouk - Mar 14, 2012 at 1:49 PM
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It’s a Batman thing. leave it to Craig to sneak Batman into a post about rectums.
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- matthewtrueblood - Mar 14, 2012 at 11:42 AM
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Nipples run deep.