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David Wright has a tear of his rectus abdominis

Mar 14, 2012, 9:44 AM EDT

Quit chuckling. It’s not that. It’s this:

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Not that I’m judging. I thought that too when I heard it. And I thought “wait, I thought he said his rib cage hurt.”

Anyway, Wright tells Adam Rubin that the injury — a tear to that muscle — is not as serious as it sounds. It’s merely a strain. So no, it will not wreck him.

Or dern near kill ‘em.

  1. proudlycanadian - Mar 14, 2012 at 9:49 AM

    Glad that it is not a pain in the butt.

  2. phukyouk - Mar 14, 2012 at 9:50 AM

    Thanks for ruining it for us Craig… well all of us except for Cur.. i mean there were jokes in there involving…well a lot of things.

  3. sportsdrenched.com - Mar 14, 2012 at 9:51 AM

    I’m planning on tearing into a 6-Pack this weekend too.

    • phukyouk - Mar 14, 2012 at 10:05 AM

      clearly you dont play for the Sox

  4. Spiro Agnew - Mar 14, 2012 at 10:01 AM

    On my Android the title on the preview just reads “David wrigt has tear in his rectus…” hard not to both chuckle and be very concerned

  5. umrguy42 - Mar 14, 2012 at 10:04 AM

    “Rectus? Damn near *killed* us!”

    (Somebody had to say it, right?)

    • foreverchipper10 - Mar 14, 2012 at 12:48 PM

      Yeah, Craig did.

      • umrguy42 - Mar 14, 2012 at 1:25 PM

        D’oh! My bad, I missed that last line. *goes off and thumbs-down self*

  6. El Bravo - Mar 14, 2012 at 10:05 AM

    No way, this is an oblique strain. Now they’re changing the cliche? WTF? Sure, the rectus abdominus is not the obliques but it’s right next to ‘em! Close enough!

  7. The Dangerous Mabry - Mar 14, 2012 at 10:55 AM

    This is why I play it safe and have no abdominal muscles whatsoever. If only I could explain to my wife that I’m just trying to avoid hurting my rectus…

  8. danieldykstra - Mar 14, 2012 at 11:28 AM

    Why does the muscle picture where the man has no skin still include nipples?

    • phukyouk - Mar 14, 2012 at 1:49 PM

      It’s a Batman thing. leave it to Craig to sneak Batman into a post about rectums.

  9. matthewtrueblood - Mar 14, 2012 at 11:42 AM

    Nipples run deep.

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