Comments on: Hanley Ramirez and Jose Reyes are bonding

By: astrosfan75956

astrosfan75956 — Sun, 18 Mar 2012 00:01:06 +0000

I bet they eat tacos, snort cocaine and smash Cuban chicks together too.

By: cur68

cur68 — Sat, 17 Mar 2012 17:12:30 +0000

‘Cause Bernoulli’s Swiss. They plan their world to work just so, look for natural laws that agree with that, then are confounded when human affairs don’t agree with that.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Sat, 17 Mar 2012 16:29:24 +0000

They’re not Petersen and Kekich by a long shot – the Hanster only swapped him his position – but it’s still nice to read stories that are warm and…eh…fuzzy, isn’t it?

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Sat, 17 Mar 2012 16:27:40 +0000

Cur – you’re just the one I wanted to ask about this. Why the hell doesn’t Bernoulli’s Principle apply to heavy traffic? Ey? Well?

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Sat, 17 Mar 2012 13:06:58 +0000

Cur! You’re the one I wanted to ask! Why doesn’t Bernoulli’s Principle apply to heavy traffic?

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Sat, 17 Mar 2012 05:21:37 +0000

Ah, you’re the one to ask, Cur. Why the hell doesn’t Bernoulli’s Principle apply to traffic?

By: cur68

cur68 — Sat, 17 Mar 2012 00:58:22 +0000

Could be a hybridization of metallic bonds called “linearization” as postulated by Barzydlo in string theory (hence, covalent, I think). However, I think what we have here, rather than a bond, is more likely just Van der Waals forces in play. Good enough for Waterboatmen, good enough for Feesh, eh?

By: cur68

cur68 — Sat, 17 Mar 2012 00:46:33 +0000

Si.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 22:06:35 +0000

Where is Smokey Robinson when you really need him?

By: JB (the original)

JB (the original) — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 20:43:01 +0000

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Sclemeel, schlemazel, hanleyreyes incorporated.
We’re gonna do it!

Give us any chance, we’ll take it.
Give us any rule, we’ll break it.
We’re gonna make our dreams come true.
Doin’ it our way.

Nothin’s gonna turn us back now,
Straight ahead and on the track now.
We’re gonna make our dreams come true,
Doin’ it our way.

There is nothing we won’t try,
Never heard the word impossible.
This time there’s no stopping us.
We’re gonna do it.

On your mark, get set, and go now,
Got a dream and we just know now,
We’re gonna make our dream come true.
And we’ll do it our way, yes our way.
Make all our dreams come true,
And do it our way, yes our way,
Make all our dreams come true
For me and you.

By: proudlycanadian

proudlycanadian — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 20:31:28 +0000

Aw shucks! Another bromance in baseball. Kind of reminds me of the Fielder-Cabrera thing in Detroit.

By: meteor32

meteor32 — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 20:21:28 +0000

How long before they go all the way and help one another move and then start driving each other to the airport?

By: El Bravo

El Bravo — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 20:08:30 +0000

Damn, that just charged my particles.

By: Baseball Beer Burritos In That Order

Baseball Beer Burritos In That Order — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 19:28:48 +0000

Craig, most of your articles are well-written and informative, but I can’t help but feel like you missed out on a fundamentally important question – is the bond covalent or ionic?

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 19:27:09 +0000

As long as they can cover their positions, get on base and drive in runs, I don’t give a capybara’s patootie what games they play at home.

By: thelucasjj

thelucasjj — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 19:21:56 +0000

“My children play Wii together and every other game ends with fights and allegations of cheating.”

Truth be told this should probably read ” When I play Wii with my children every other game ends with me fighting and allegations of them cheating.”

By: seanmk

seanmk — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 19:07:08 +0000

this sort of has a reverse A-rod jeter feel. the incumbent guy moved to third when he was clearly the worse SS, instead of staying on the position

By: nategearhart

nategearhart — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 18:34:26 +0000

“Turn on playstation” is a really weird way to say that.

By: bearsstillsuck

bearsstillsuck — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 18:13:23 +0000

I’m really glad I took the time to read this.

By: aceshigh11

aceshigh11 — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 18:06:35 +0000

Here’s a typical bonding session:

Hanley: “Man, can you believe these ugly-ass clown uniforms they got us wearin’?”

Jose: “Word.”