Comments on: HBT Extra: Previewing the NL West

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 17:12:12 +0000

No alternatives. That’s the only life the moron seems to have.

By: cur68

cur68 — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 16:50:54 +0000

Now, now, stop thinking me naked, ’0pizza. Regardless of its good for you to be fantasizing about child sized man parts, I’d rather not be a part of your imaginary life.

By: cup0pizza

cup0pizza — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 16:46:58 +0000

Hopefully for your sake Tiffany Simons likes pretentious know-it-alls who are hung like a newborn.

By: cur68

cur68 — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 16:25:41 +0000

Agree, Diamondbacks win it. Also agree, mind boggled that Tiffany hasn't seen The Natural. This is nearly an intervention-level crisis. Someone has to step up, volunteer to hold her hand, and sit with her right through it: from opening credits, to closing. Forget popcorn, this should be a cheese, wine, maybe even bruschetta (if you both have garlic breath that's not a faux pas, right?) movie moment. In fact, this must be done right: with class, dignity and skill. Obviously there can be but one choice to do this. I accept this challenge and will do my best hold up the finest traditions of HBT commenters and smart-alec my way right through the entire feature. Tiffany, would you prefer a merlot or a cab-sav? Never mind, I'll bring both. I'll need your address and a time and date, of course. Oh, and I'll need sanctuary, too. When my HBT girlfriend sees this I'm probably a dead commenter.

By: phukyouk

phukyouk — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 16:13:11 +0000

yea…. i saw that movie… in theaters..

By: marklar1025

marklar1025 — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 15:40:52 +0000

I dont pay much attention to predictions aside from the NL West and these two have been way off base the last 3 seasons. Not even close.. how do they still have a job?

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 15:25:14 +0000

What?? But he was in the movie “Ewoks” Battle for Endor.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 14:55:20 +0000

Blondes.

By: ptfu

ptfu — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 14:49:24 +0000

Buster Posey’s 2011 stats graphic at 1:22 says he hit 46 HRs with only 21 RBI, which would be quite an accomplishment. Looks like his at-bats got labeled as batting average and his hits as home runs.

By: antlerclaws

antlerclaws — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 14:25:28 +0000

My freaking kids have seen “The Natural” and they were born 15 years after it was released. (Don’t hate, non-Rangers fans, but they said, “Oh, that’s the Rangers home run music!”) Tiffany has a homework assignment. Please tell me she’s seen “Bull Durham”.

By: phukyouk

phukyouk — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 14:03:58 +0000

she get fired yet?