Apr 4, 2012, 10:15 PM EDT
With all apologies to the Athletics and Mariners, baseball is now really back, thanks to a game being played in this hemisphere, at an hour we could all see it and on actual television. The Cardinals beat the Marlins 4-1.
Our hemisphere, yes, but it often felt like a different universe. One in which lime green is an acceptable color for an outfield wall. Where players came in accompanied by Brazilian dancers. One in which Kyle Lohse of all people not only gets an Opening Night start, but handcuffs the new-look Marlins, not allowing a hit until the seventh inning. He ended the night tossing seven and a third innings of two-hit ball, with the Marlins only scoring when Fernando Salas allowed an inherited runner to score on a John Buck double.
But the results of the game are less important and created less of an impression than this ballpark did. It’s loud in color, but thanks to the near no-no, it wasn’t too loud in voice. That outfield seems really, really big to me. Poor John Jay and Emilio Bonafacio seemed like they were running for miles at times.
Maybe the most important thing is that the home run sculpture/monstrosity didn’t go off, and thank goodness for that. The 7pm start meant that a lot of children could have been watching. Hopefully their parents covered their eyes when Muhammad Ali came out to “throw out” the first pitch. That was painful to watch given his condition and, with all respect to The Champ, I wonder who thought that was the best idea for Opening Night.
Anyway, baseball’s back folks. And today was the last day until the All-Star break when only one game is being played. Hallelujah.
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- Mike Trout hit his 100th career home run to become the youngest member of the 100 HR/100 SB club 23
- Make that two: Alex Rodriguez hits second homer of the night, giving him 658 for his career 41
- Alex Rodriguez hit his 657th career home run 48
- Let’s all just stare at Kris Bryant’s numbers for a while 28
- And That Happened: Thursday’s scores and highlights 39
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