Comments on: Authorities wisely choose not to prosecute the Camden Yards Batman underwear streaker

By: atworkident

atworkident — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 12:36:36 +0000

If you are going to streak do it while the opposing team is pitching. That threw Arrieta off rhythm and could have been costly. Not that he even cared about the game being played on the field.

By: atworkident

atworkident — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 12:32:28 +0000

Ask Monica Seles how she feels about it.

By: Loose Changeup

Loose Changeup — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 21:19:28 +0000

Italics? NO

By: WhenMattStairsIsKing

WhenMattStairsIsKing — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 20:40:55 +0000

Batman Streaker: Then why do you want to kill me?

Peter Angelos: [giggling] I don’t, I don’t want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No. You… you… complete me.

Batman Streaker: You’re garbage who kills for money.

Peter Angelos: Don’t talk like one of them. You’re not! Even if you’d like to be. To them, you’re just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They’re only as good as the world allows them to be. I’ll show you. When the chips are down, these… these civilized people, they’ll eat each other. See, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.

By: rcali

rcali — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 20:06:37 +0000

Thank god for these modern phones since the networks try and pretend it’s not happening. All in good fun everybody, just relax.

By: ajcardsfan

ajcardsfan — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 19:40:25 +0000

You have to wonder if he made money off of a bet for doing that

By: chadjones27

chadjones27 — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 18:39:11 +0000

Superman? No. Aquaman? YES

By: Francisco (FC)

Francisco (FC) — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 18:38:37 +0000

All your Italics are belong to me!

By: Francisco (FC)

Francisco (FC) — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 18:37:35 +0000

I’m pretty sure he would have been tazed mercilessly and fully prosecuted if he was dressed as Superman

Imagine if he dressed up as Aquaman…

By: mybrunoblog

mybrunoblog — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 17:27:52 +0000

Sad thing is that Batman may be the best athlete the orioles will see on that field this season….

By: rkwhite321

rkwhite321 — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 17:21:48 +0000

Instead of making McNulty ride the boat, Rawls should have put him on Camden Park duty. Chasing idiots that run on the field seems like worse punishment.

By: kiwicricket

kiwicricket — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 17:05:05 +0000

I am willing to bet large sums of money Craig has ‘Bat-poles’ connecting different levels in his compound.

By: Loose Changeup

Loose Changeup — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 16:56:59 +0000

Actually, it is, so the chase doesn’t become part of the spectacle. They don’t want to look any more like Keystone Kops.

By: drewsylvania

drewsylvania — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 16:53:04 +0000

I’m a little confused–if you don’t prosecute when people run onto the field, doesn’t that encourage more people running onto the field?

Last night’s Blue Jays game was delayed several times, first by an actually-nude streaker, then by people throwing stuff onto the field, then by some dope standing in the batter’s eye.

Where the hell’s the security?

By: drewsylvania

drewsylvania — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 16:49:25 +0000

This is much funnier if you know your history.

By: charlutes

charlutes — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 16:35:45 +0000

Craig C. Are you aware of the Toronto Batman?? YouTube it. You will appreciate this as a fellow bat lover.

By: aleskel

aleskel — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 16:35:34 +0000

that was some showing from the Baltimore police. Apparently the Camden Yards protocol is “get about a dozen guys to mosey over to the knucklehead.”

By: CJ

CJ — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 16:34:36 +0000

deservedly so.

By: RedHeadedBastard

RedHeadedBastard — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 16:30:32 +0000

I’m pretty sure he would have been tazed mercilessly and fully prosecuted if he was dressed as Superman.

By: yankeesfanlen

yankeesfanlen — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 16:27:56 +0000

Lot more civilized getting pulled over in Montgomery County than Prince George’s.

By: churchoftheperpetuallyoutraged

churchoftheperpetuallyoutraged — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 16:23:59 +0000

The back story on that guy is great. He dresses up as Batman and goes to childrens hospitals to surprise the kids.

By: El Bravo

El Bravo — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 16:17:50 +0000

Relatedly, this:

By: drinkpeepee

drinkpeepee — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 16:14:29 +0000

I was at the game and everything was fun and games until he started throwing out Nazi salutes, at which point pretty much the entire crowd was calling for him to be tazed mercilessly.

By: skids003

skids003 — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 16:12:17 +0000

These morons should be prosecuted. What’s to stop the next one? Any evetually, someone really dangerous could do this.