Comments on: Help name the Marlins Park home run feature

By: realgone2

realgone2 — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:40:18 +0000

Mr. Loria’s expensive, garish, wild ride

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 02:49:40 +0000

Just for the record, I don’t have to go out of my way. As a matter of fact, I couldn’t if I wanted to since I run on rails. It’s just that some folks here – you, for example – go out of your way to be dumber than me.

By: ddmcd1974

ddmcd1974 — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 23:38:34 +0000

Elian’s Pool

By: trumpet87

trumpet87 — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 23:32:10 +0000

MILF for short. Heh, I didn’t mean to do that, until I just realized it worked…

By: trumpet87

trumpet87 — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 23:27:47 +0000

I’ve just been calling it the monstrosity in left field.

By: flpunx

flpunx — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 23:20:14 +0000

I’m really just upset that the guy who makes it his duty to go out of his way to try to be smarter than everyone else gets a headline in this article.

P.S. Gator, the Trop still isn’t anywhere near as bad as you think it is.

By: lanflfan

lanflfan — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 20:05:49 +0000

Miami Monstrosity

By: phukyouk

phukyouk — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 20:05:15 +0000

CLEARLY he was talking about Craig’s serving.. Idiot
/Sarcasm off

By: stlouis1baseball

stlouis1baseball — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 18:57:32 +0000

“Whang Doodle.” That’s worth serious consideration.
Also…thingamajid….whatchamacallit…doohicky…all worth consideration.
I am voting for me original. El Uglio.

By: stlouis1baseball

stlouis1baseball — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 18:41:00 +0000

Well done Nelson. Good work.

By: cur68

cur68 — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 18:38:43 +0000

For ever and ever, so help me Dog.

By: Walk

Walk — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 17:52:21 +0000

Whang doodle, my brother was just trying to describe hr thing to my father. He called it “the thing ” first when dad did not know tried various other names culminating in a frustrated “whang doodle”.

By: Walk

Walk — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 17:47:30 +0000

How i met your mother, if you guys have a significant other that watches it, had an episode where two of the characters were arguing what an “old king clancy was”. Loser had give winner one. Throughout whole show various people told them what it was, when they found out about it no one wanted one, you know like that hr monstrosity.

By: umrguy42

umrguy42 — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 17:31:26 +0000

So it is written, so shall it be done.

By: visnovsky

visnovsky — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 17:28:11 +0000

The Montreal Screw Job.

By: jimmymarlinsfan

jimmymarlinsfan — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 17:18:20 +0000

Ugh, stadium paid for by hotel bed tax

And whatever, the contraption is still better than the movie waterworld

By: Walk

Walk — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 17:14:02 +0000

I dropped him an email for either greenish monstrosity or green monstrosity an ovious reference to a hallowed old park.

By: nelsonsaint

nelsonsaint — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 17:08:03 +0000

Liza Minelli.

Garish, oddly intriguing, and never going away.

By: nelsonsaint

nelsonsaint — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 17:07:07 +0000

The white bicycle?

By: WhenMattStairsIsKing

WhenMattStairsIsKing — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 17:00:31 +0000

O-Megafail-Tron

By: stlouis1baseball

stlouis1baseball — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 16:54:51 +0000

El Uglio?

By: unlost1

unlost1 — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 16:41:40 +0000

J U N K

By: hasbeen5

hasbeen5 — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 16:41:26 +0000

And how long will it take him to learn the difference between your and you’re?

By: hank10

hank10 — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 16:31:08 +0000

And if we’re lucky, The Hulk drops in and destroys it.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 16:28:22 +0000

Sorry. “Tommy” has it ever been. Thus shall it ever be.

By: Joe

Joe — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 16:24:19 +0000

Jabba the Hurt

By: ajcardsfan

ajcardsfan — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 16:20:32 +0000

Ozzie Guillen approves

By: steviep23

steviep23 — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 16:16:15 +0000

Huge tacky plastic looking disgrace?

By: koufaxmitzvah

koufaxmitzvah — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 16:15:00 +0000

How long did it take you to decide to call Craig a Douche? 4 hours?

By: kingjoe1

kingjoe1 — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 16:11:48 +0000

Congo Island