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Jose Canseco wants to “slap a hater and complete you”

Apr 18, 2012, 12:03 PM EDT

Just gotta check in with Jose Canseco on Twitter once in a while to make sure he’s still OK:

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Yup, everything is pretty normal today. Nothing to see here.

  1. Mars Hair - Apr 18, 2012 at 12:06 PM

    At this point, I don’t even want to believe it’s him anymore. I mean, he can’t be this far off the deep end, can he?

    • diehardcubbiefan4life - Apr 18, 2012 at 12:08 PM

      Sadly, he has. Have you seen his tweets besides this one? Craig is right, nothing to see here after you see his twitter timeline. Kinda sad really, idk why I still follow him

      • Old Gator - Apr 18, 2012 at 1:08 PM

        Ted Nugent light.

  2. Ben - Apr 18, 2012 at 12:08 PM

    Jeebus, it’s like William Burroughs and John Heyman had a baby….

  3. angrycorgi - Apr 18, 2012 at 12:14 PM

    Good grief…if that’s really him, that’s freaking funny and disturbing!

  4. Jonny 5 - Apr 18, 2012 at 12:23 PM

    Somebody needs to check on poor Jose.

  5. mybrunoblog - Apr 18, 2012 at 12:38 PM

    “Hi! I’m Jose Canseco. I used to be a famous baseball player, now I’m an attention starved weirdo. Will you please give me some attention”

    Sad and disturbing

  6. phukyouk - Apr 18, 2012 at 12:53 PM

    soooooooo no more hugs?

    • shaggylocks - Apr 18, 2012 at 1:24 PM

      No, I think “slap a hater and complete you” is one of the deluxe hug store options.

    • shaggylocks - Apr 18, 2012 at 1:25 PM

      “Drag you into my nightmare” is the aftermath.

  7. WhenMattStairsIsKing - Apr 18, 2012 at 1:19 PM

    Jose Insane-co. The man needs clinical help.

  8. garylanglais - Apr 18, 2012 at 1:37 PM

    You missed the best one…

    Jose Canseco ‏ @JoseCanseco

    Slap a hater ,can’t wait to confront you haters face to face on my website .

    Craig you should hire him as Comment Section Police Chief. Maybe Jose can even find out our names/addresses and do what “Jay and Silent Bob” did at the end of the movie

    • phukyouk - Apr 18, 2012 at 2:07 PM

    • wendell7 - Apr 19, 2012 at 10:07 AM

      “face to face on my website”

      huh?

  9. gostlcards5 - Apr 18, 2012 at 1:56 PM

    I’m beginning to think that Jose is related to the Ultimate Warrior. I watched that guy in WWF as a kid, and Jose sounds just like him, as in – what the heck is he trying to say? Dude has lost his marbles…

  10. deathmonkey41 - Apr 18, 2012 at 2:40 PM

    What the hell does he have on his head in that pic?

    • WhenMattStairsIsKing - Apr 18, 2012 at 2:50 PM

      Is it a tin foil hat?

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