Apr 18, 2012, 9:00 AM EDT
Jury selection in the Roger Clemens perjury case is dragging on at the pace of a midsummer baseball snoozer. Except in this case, endless at-bats are replaced with hourlong rounds of questions of potential jurors, with no end in sight. The mind-numbing task of choosing a jury for Clemens’ retrial has gone on for two days and might not be done by the end of the week.
Wow, the dude who wrote the “baseball is boring and slow” post is now covering the Clemens trial. Great range on that guy!
Seriously, though: it’s a trial about whether something a guy said in less than an hour’s worth of testimony was true — and which really only two other people have first hand knowledge about — yet jurors are being told it will take six weeks to try it. If I were in that jury pool I’d claw out my own eyes before risking being empaneled, so it’s totally understandable that this thing is dragging.
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