Comments on: When small children attack

By: motherscratcher23

motherscratcher23 — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 19:57:07 +0000

And besides, vomiting on a kid that’s just been tazed would probably be overkill, even in Philly.

By: dennisund

dennisund — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 14:16:57 +0000

If a kid ran out on the field at Atlanta’s ballpark but no one was there to see it, did it happen?

By: skids003

skids003 — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 12:18:35 +0000

I hope they ejected his parents, but I doubt it. Mine didn’t act like alot of them I see nowadays. Not everyone thinks YOUR kids are cute. I’m somewhat with you Gator.

By: atworkident

atworkident — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 12:08:28 +0000

They should have tazered him.

At a minimum his guardian for the game should spend a night in jail.

By: jwbiii

jwbiii — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 06:05:20 +0000

Ligue père was fired a few years ago from his job as a pizza delivery man. There was a car parked in the delivery space in the lot, so of course he keyed it. It was the owner’s car.

By: Gordon

Gordon — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 02:01:18 +0000

At least he didn’t say that Philly fans would have vomited on the kid. That would be unfair.

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 01:58:08 +0000

Who said he was trying to be funny? Maybe he was just being truthful? The Phillies haven’t been hitting worth a damn.

By: bigharold

bigharold — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 01:05:54 +0000

If there’s any justice in the universe the red neck clowns are just getting out of jail.

By: bigharold

bigharold — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 01:04:00 +0000

“… – irrelevance followed by unsuccessful attempts at humor.”

Says You!

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 00:08:06 +0000

it certainly isn’t improving your spelling or punctuation, though. Maybe we should try a little love?

By: mariner425

mariner425 — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 23:06:17 +0000

At least his dad didn’t join him on field to attack one of the base coaches.

By: racksie

racksie — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 22:50:20 +0000

Didn’t you mean “GET OFF OF MY LAWN!” ???

By: sasquash20

sasquash20 — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 22:24:57 +0000

They love pushing our Philly buttons. It is all good your hate only makes us stronger!

By: randygnyc

randygnyc — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 22:18:18 +0000

I watched it on MLB.tv. I had the 3 other games on too. The volume was on a different game. I just saw the kid scooped up and carried into the stands. I thought it was a cutaway to a coach and his kid. Couldn’t get the damn thing to rewind, cause I knew something was “off”.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 22:00:09 +0000

I don’t blame you for feeling that way – Craig’s the only one of them who can spell and punctuate correctly, so naturally that eliminates some obvious sources of humor in the writings of the other ones.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 21:58:11 +0000

Eh? What? What’s that you say, sonny?

By: schlom

schlom — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 21:56:26 +0000

I’ll bet if they tased him fans at the Cell would think twice about running onto the field.

By: phukyouk

phukyouk — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 21:52:08 +0000

Ahhh but can they sh*t? And if so would it be a horse sh*t or a horsesh*t?

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 21:40:35 +0000

Man, lighten up.

Last night was brutal, but the Flyboys will take it tomorrow in Pittsburgh. Besides, it’s true—the Phils can’t hit right now.

By: jwp88

jwp88 — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 21:38:50 +0000

unecessary philly reference.

By: whatthehellisansky

whatthehellisansky — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 21:30:51 +0000

“Whats the fine – a couple Oreos?” HAHAHHAHAAHA laughed my ass off

By: mdpickles

mdpickles — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 21:21:21 +0000

You can’t blame the kid, he was watching the White Sox and Orioles play. He probably thought he could do better than the guys on the field.

By: Loose Changeup

Loose Changeup — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 21:21:19 +0000

Will he get banned for life from The Cell?

By: WhenMattStairsIsKing

WhenMattStairsIsKing — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 21:09:23 +0000

Gator! Come on man! I know you’re supposed to be old and crotchety, but really now.

By: jasonc2300

jasonc2300 — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 21:06:59 +0000

Your horrible what?

By: philsbirdsflyers

philsbirdsflyers — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 21:03:11 +0000

Fair but not entirely true. I’m a Phillies fan and admittedly don’t read all too many articles on other MLB teams; therefore, “only get made when someone messes with Philly” only reflects that fact. The poor attempts at humor is simply opinion – I find most every writer on the pro football/hardball/hockey talk more humorous.

By: jwbiii

jwbiii — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 21:03:00 +0000

Kids these days. Don’t they know they’re supposed attack the opposing team’s coaches?
http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/daily-pitch/2010/05/05/gamboax-large.jpg

By: phukyouk

phukyouk — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 21:00:59 +0000

you fixed it

By: phukyouk

phukyouk — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 21:00:03 +0000

Leave him alone craig.. he hasn’t taken his ex-lax yet…..

By: Craig Calcaterra

Craig Calcaterra — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 20:58:22 +0000

I think it’s funny that people like you only get mad when someone messes with Philly. I’m sure it has everything to do with your objective feelings about the quality of the work, however, and nothing to do with you being all sad that people are messing with Philly.