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Bill Plaschke is waiting for Albert

Apr 20, 2012, 11:33 AM EST

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We know this, because that’s the refrain he uses to turn what should be a one sentence thing in a notes column — Albert Pujols has yet to hit a home run this year — into a full-blown column about a 54 at bat homerless stretch:

Waiting for Albert …

At 8:20 p.m., he steps to the plate in the fourth inning for his second at-bat, takes a strike, then lowers the bar to an entirely new level. He fouls a pitch that soars into the press box and lands at my feet. This meaning he has now hit more balls to me than over the fence.

In this Plaschke is correct: it’s all about him and his search for a column idea. Pujols doesn’t care, nor should he.  Nor should the Angels. Not yet anyway. Because as Plaschke himself notes in a column-nullifying sentence near the end, Pujols went 107 at bats without a homer last season at one point. And, in case anyone forgot, the season went just fine for Pujols and the Cardinals.

Call me in a few weeks if Pujols is still homerless. And if the Angels are still seven back of the Rangers, or more.

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