Comments on: Game delayed because Michael Bourn had to use the john

By: stairwayto7

stairwayto7 — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 19:47:43 +0000

Did he have a Playboy or Playgirl magazine?

By: rob0527

rob0527 — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 18:13:07 +0000

What’s the big deal, when u gotta go u gotta go. Yes it’s funny because the inning was quicker than him doing his business, but it would have been funnier if his turn in the batting order came up.

By: WhenMattStairsIsKing

WhenMattStairsIsKing — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 17:56:53 +0000

I’ve actually wondered how often this happens. I mean, people are people – and when you gotta go, you gotta go.

By: Utley's Hair

Utley's Hair — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 17:27:17 +0000

When you’re slidin’ into home, and your pocket’s full of foam…

By: buffalomafia

buffalomafia — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 17:22:53 +0000

So what! He had to drop the Cosby’s into the pool!

By: groundruledoublebourbon

groundruledoublebourbon — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 16:47:13 +0000

This could be much, much worse. Ballplayers could handle these emergencies like those heathen Nascar drivers and just…. go

I’ll take a short delay over that any day, I-thank-you.

By: phukyouk

phukyouk — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 16:44:23 +0000

when you’re sliding into first and you feel a sudden burst……

By: southpaw2k

southpaw2k — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 16:41:46 +0000

Here’s the correct link to the story –

http://deadspin.com/5903648/michael-bourn-holds-up-the-game-with-a-between+innings-bathroom-break

By: mississippimusicman

mississippimusicman — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 16:40:15 +0000

What does the LA Times story about Pujols have to do with Michael Bourn’s “equipment malfunction” last night? Yes, Joe Simpson called it that on the air.

By: garylanglais

garylanglais — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 16:39:11 +0000

Just Michael being Manny!

By: natsattack

natsattack — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 16:37:24 +0000

Wrong link.

By: shaggylocks

shaggylocks — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 16:36:44 +0000

Yeah, that link is wrong.