Comments on: Damon makes early exit from Indians debut Wednesday because of “general cramping”

By: marshmallowsnake

marshmallowsnake — Thu, 03 May 2012 16:28:44 +0000

PMS?

Old Gator — Thu, 03 May 2012 15:30:05 +0000

Me, I just came up for air too quickly.

reospeedwagon916 — Thu, 03 May 2012 14:46:40 +0000

I heard General Cramping killed chief Wahoo.

Gamera the Brave — Thu, 03 May 2012 14:27:56 +0000

Last time I had “general cramping” it was after prolonged battle with a bottle of tequila…

mybrunoblog — Thu, 03 May 2012 14:06:29 +0000

Is “General Cramping” still a member of the armed forces or has he retired?

chiadam — Thu, 03 May 2012 12:45:34 +0000

I see I’m late to the Midol joke party. Can I still rip him for hanging onto those 90210 sideburns? I say yes.

Old Gator — Thu, 03 May 2012 11:38:26 +0000

It also happens when you’re old, out of shape and washed up.

jlovenotjlo — Thu, 03 May 2012 05:19:23 +0000

Beat me to it!

bloodysock — Thu, 03 May 2012 05:01:43 +0000

Must be Damon’s time of the month.

4d3fect — Thu, 03 May 2012 04:45:54 +0000

Joining the Cleveland club will do that, and more, to anyone.

spudchukar — Thu, 03 May 2012 03:30:43 +0000

Chief Wahoo has that effect on a lot of people.

okwhitefalcon — Thu, 03 May 2012 03:15:11 +0000

I bet Jon Heyman is experiencing sympathy pains.