May 3, 2012, 2:22 PM EDT
No one does getaway like the Atlanta Braves.
A night after a thrilling extra innings win and a few hours before hopping on a plane to Denver, the Braves got shutout on three hits by Joe Blanton and the Phillies, who prevailed 4-0. And they didn’t mess about, either: they made Blanton throw all of 88 pitches. The game took a cool two hours and two minutes. It was like Greg Maddux came forward in time from 1994 and was traded to Philly for Ricky Jordan, Kim Batiste and a player to be named later.
Great work by Blanton, obviously. Pound the zone — 67 of his 88 pitches were strikes — and make the offense try to hit you. It’s not his fault if the Braves didn’t seem all that interested in doing it.
But really, Atlanta: the next time you take a dive, at least try to sell it. The next time you mail it in, at least put a stamp on it. The next time you leave for getaway day, at least try to show up at the ballpark first.
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