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Mr. Met and the most awkward high-five in recent memory

May 17, 2012, 9:12 AM EDT

New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg was on hand for the All-Star Game announcement yesterday and he looked like he’d rather be anywhere but there. Check out the high-five he gave Mr. Met:

Gosh, if you can’t be happy around someone as awesome as Mr. Met, there’s no hope for you.

  1. ajcardsfan - May 17, 2012 at 9:21 AM

    “For saints have hands that pilgrims’ hands do touch,
    And palm to palm is holy palmers’ kiss.”
    Mr. Met and Mr. Bloomberg were just getting romantic…now excuse I’m going to take cover and prepare for Cur’s 1-up

    • Old Gator - May 17, 2012 at 10:00 AM

      And doesn’t Bud Light look useful off to his right?

      • sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo - May 17, 2012 at 10:35 AM

        Bud is a bazillionnaire, right? Why can’t he get a damn suit that fits?

      • Utley's Hair - May 17, 2012 at 12:30 PM

        A blue ribbon commission is taking that under advisement.

  2. motherscratcher23 - May 17, 2012 at 9:27 AM

    What the hell kind of stupid pome is that? It doesn’t even rime.

    • cleverbob - May 17, 2012 at 9:31 AM

      Dude, that’s from that movie with Leo in it.

    • ThisIsBaseball - May 17, 2012 at 9:31 AM

      It’s from Romeo and Juliet.

    • isdtyrant - May 17, 2012 at 9:33 AM

      Should of ritten in eyeambic pentamater

      • heyblueyoustink - May 17, 2012 at 9:46 AM

        Very Klever of you

    • Pierre Cruzatte - May 17, 2012 at 4:23 PM

      Congratulations on successfully trolling everyone here.

  3. Francisco (FC) - May 17, 2012 at 9:38 AM

    Are those two starting some sort of Pon Farr ritual?

  4. heyblueyoustink - May 17, 2012 at 9:47 AM

    Bloomberg has been cheating on Mr. Met with the Phanatic, hence the awkwardness.

  5. jfk69 - May 17, 2012 at 9:53 AM

    Where is the Purell?
    I am sorry Mr.Mayor…You used it all in your meeting with Ms Quinn

  6. Old Gator - May 17, 2012 at 9:59 AM

    Now get away from me, you hydrocephalic freak.

  7. jimbo1949 - May 17, 2012 at 10:28 AM

    Mr Met has an even bigger fake smile than Bloomberg, you know he’s there under protest.

  8. Utley's Hair - May 17, 2012 at 12:28 PM

    Why does Allan H. “Bud” Selig always look incredibly uncomfortable in his own skin? Or maybe he has painful gas, and Bloomberg told him that antacid takes care of it….

  9. gabe77 - May 18, 2012 at 8:46 AM

    Mr. Met should never be described as “awesome”.

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