Comments on: Put away the iPhone: Brandon McCarthy won’t need Siri’s help with Josh Hamilton

By: number42is1

number42is1 — Thu, 17 May 2012 18:16:29 +0000

bones?

By: aceshigh11

aceshigh11 — Thu, 17 May 2012 17:59:44 +0000

Forgive me, but I feel the need to re-post this…

From Alien (1979):

(McCarthy as Ellen Ripley, and Siri as the android, Ash)

McCarthy: How do we get it out, it Siri? There’s gotta be a way of getting it out. How? How do we do it?
Siri: You can’t.
Parker: That’s bullshit.
Siri: You still don’t understand what you’re dealing with, do you? The perfect hitting organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility towards a baseball.
Lambert: You admire it.
Siri: I admire its purity. A survivor… unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.
Parker: Look, I am… I’ve heard enough of this, and I’m asking you to pull the plug.
Siri: [McCarthy goes to disconnect Siri, who interrupts] Last word.
McCarthy: What?
Siri: I can’t lie to you about your chances, but…you have my sympathies.

By: dowhatifeellike

dowhatifeellike — Thu, 17 May 2012 17:56:42 +0000

I’d prefer her older sister.

By: sknut

sknut — Thu, 17 May 2012 17:00:54 +0000

What was the answer Siri gave to the question in the first place?

By: l0yalr0yal

l0yalr0yal — Thu, 17 May 2012 16:58:53 +0000

“Siri, how do you get Adrian Beltre, Nelson Cruz, Ian Kinsler, Michael Young, and Mike Napoli out?”

“Brandon, I know it sounds like a joke, but…
Calling Vin Mazzaro……..”

By: number42is1

number42is1 — Thu, 17 May 2012 16:51:08 +0000

I want to marry Zooey Deschanel. seriously… i spoke to my wife about this and she said that if i can make it happen shes ok with it. I’ve seen 500 days of summer 500 damn times just for her.

By: El Bravo

El Bravo — Thu, 17 May 2012 16:42:32 +0000

The Texas Rangers are pretty damn good, huh?