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Hurricane Bud, one-liner generator forms in the Pacific Ocean

May 24, 2012, 1:30 PM EDT

Yes, it’s a slow news day, so let’s have a caption contest, shall we? From the latest headlines!

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My entry: “see it while you can, because there will be no replays.”

Ready … go!

  1. dwishinsky - May 24, 2012 at 1:37 PM

    This Bud’s for you!

  2. gyrfalcon777 - May 24, 2012 at 1:37 PM

    Primo bud in Pacific off of Mexico.

    • mgv38 - May 24, 2012 at 2:42 PM

      Oh man Dude, my Bud was so strong it blew me away.

  3. snowbirdgothic - May 24, 2012 at 1:42 PM

    “Blue ribbon committee convened to discuss possible relocation of West Coast; no decision imminent”

    • The Common Man - May 24, 2012 at 1:43 PM

      Hurricane to stay where it is until decision reached.

  4. mybrunoblog - May 24, 2012 at 1:42 PM

    A soaking wet reporter standing on a storm ravaged street corner like a fool shouting to some anchorman in a warm dry newsroom ” Well Bill since hurricane Bud hit landfill there have been unconfirmed reports of bad teams reaching the post season, performance enhancing drugs rewriting the record books and Bud himself selling the Brewers for a huge profit. Back to you guys in the studio”

    • anotheryx - May 24, 2012 at 1:46 PM

      You are trying way too hard…

  5. Max Power - May 24, 2012 at 1:42 PM

    Hurricane Bud forms in Pacific, threatens contraction of coastal franchises.

  6. dluxxx - May 24, 2012 at 1:42 PM

    This is only an interm storm, and should be gone in 22 years or so…

  7. dluxxx - May 24, 2012 at 1:43 PM

    All games to be played in Milwaukee until further notice…

    • dluxxx - May 24, 2012 at 1:52 PM

      Cubs – Astros series in 2008? Nothing for that? C’mon! That’s pure comedy gold!!!

      • bsbiz - May 24, 2012 at 3:59 PM

        Not nearly as good as the first one.

  8. The Common Man - May 24, 2012 at 1:46 PM

    Hurricane Bud has announced it has unanimous support from tropical depressions for its decision to expand hurricane season by one day, and add two extra hurricanes per year.

  9. mississippimusicman - May 24, 2012 at 1:49 PM

    Hurricane Bud is receiving very little pressure from weather insiders to expand video replay of the destruction.

  10. kopy - May 24, 2012 at 1:49 PM

    Hurricane Bud forms in Pacific. Unlikely to address Oakland, San Jose, or Bay Area in general. Looks to explore options in Mexico.

    • dluxxx - May 24, 2012 at 1:53 PM

      Winner

  11. slavetothetrafficlight - May 24, 2012 at 1:53 PM

    Padres, Dodgers, and Angels will all play their next homestand at Miller Park.

    • slavetothetrafficlight - May 24, 2012 at 1:55 PM

      Sorry, dluxxx. You got my vote.

  12. kopy - May 24, 2012 at 1:58 PM

    Hurricane Bud forms in the Pacific Ocean, reminding us that there’s more to nature than the Human Element.

    • b7p19 - May 24, 2012 at 2:47 PM

      You’re good at this…

      • kopy - May 24, 2012 at 4:30 PM

        My mind wanders while I’m chained to my cubicle.

  13. paperlions - May 24, 2012 at 2:08 PM

    After a review of documents, it was determined that Hurricane Bud’s real name is Tropical Storm Allan, and it is not newly formed but several years older than previously thought. Allan’s visa application has been rejected pending a full investigation.

  14. nightman13 - May 24, 2012 at 2:10 PM

    Hurricane Bud is expected to generate winds of 762* mph.

  15. delawarephilliesfan - May 24, 2012 at 2:13 PM

    Hurricane Bud forms in the Pacific, Hurricane Davidson suspended

  16. unknowneric - May 24, 2012 at 2:17 PM

    Hurricane Bud: This time… it counts!

    OR

    Hurricane Bud adds extra wild card to weather mix.

  17. Jonny 5 - May 24, 2012 at 2:18 PM

    “Hurricane Bud forms in Pacific. Has no comment on next move.”

  18. hisgirlgotburrelled - May 24, 2012 at 2:49 PM

    In attempt to raise beach attendance, Hurricane Bud declares hurricane season to start earlier and last longer, citing beach attendance in August as being higher “due to it being hurricane season.”

  19. charlutes - May 24, 2012 at 3:32 PM

    OK, next time u hbt writers call the morality Gestapo on someone for making a joke, remind yourselves that hurricanes kill people, yet they can still be the crux of a harmless joke. Awesome.

    • number42is1 - May 24, 2012 at 3:50 PM

      Keyboards also kill people but you seem to be using yours.. you insensitive bastard!

    • ptfu - May 24, 2012 at 4:02 PM

      OK charlutes, next time you use the name of the Nazi secret police to describe HBT writers, remind yourself that the Gestapo tortured/murdered millions of people in its day, and is therefore totally inappropriate to reference outside of that specific historical context. Do not cheapen that charged word trying to make a silly point on a message board. Awesome.

    • cur68 - May 24, 2012 at 10:26 PM

      And stop commenting like you’re on twitter, for dog’s sake. Type real words or be mercilessly mocked. This is your last warning.

  20. shoptaw70 - May 24, 2012 at 3:44 PM

    Hurricane Bud says it’ll step down to a tropical depression by the end of the month, but the other hurricanes keep it at full strength.

  21. ptfu - May 24, 2012 at 3:50 PM

    Long-term low-pressure hot air mass not expected to cause disruptions

  22. Jason @ IIATMS - May 24, 2012 at 4:06 PM

    Hurricane Bud has decided it will slowly approach the shoreline after reaching a unanimous concensus amongst the 30 general tropical storms that serve to fuel its power. Decision whether Hurricane Bud will reach full speed and landfall will be determined by a blue ribbon panel chaired by Storm Field and Joe Morgan.

  23. rooney24 - May 24, 2012 at 4:21 PM

    “Tropical Storm” Bud wins appeal and is no longer legally a “hurricane” after appeal reveals that wind speed measuring device was stored in meteorologist’s fridge over the weekend. Could not legally guarantee that it was Bud’s wind speed that was measured and not tampered with.

  24. MJanik25 - May 24, 2012 at 4:27 PM

    Hurricane Bud to threaten west coast cities; live video at 11 (subject to local blackout).

  25. Isaac - May 24, 2012 at 7:19 PM

    In order to maintain interest in the Hurricane All-Star Game, Hurricane Bud has announced that the exhibition will now determine home ocean advantage in the Typhoon Series.

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