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Ryan Howard’s second surgery sounds like it was kinda gross

May 24, 2012, 3:00 PM EDT

Ryan Howard

Remember when Ryan Howard had his setback back in February and people talked about it like it was no big thing, infections happen and it’s all good. Well, it may be all good soon, but what they had to do to deal with his setback sounded like a big thing. Or at least a gross thing:

Yesterday, Amaro was on 94 WIP and talked about Howard’s recovery saying, “When he had that infection, that had to debride quite a bit of it out of that area. And when they did that, they had to take actual meat, and muscle out of that area …”

Dave Barry just contacted me psychically and told me that Ryan Howard’s Leg Meat would be an excellent name for a rock band.

(thanks to Pat G. for the heads up)

  1. redux23 - May 24, 2012 at 4:14 PM

    cole hamels proceeded to grill and eat howard’s foot filet because that’s what the neanderthals would have done

    • sneschalmers - May 24, 2012 at 4:33 PM

      Neanderthals owned grills?

  2. thephilsabide - May 24, 2012 at 4:37 PM

    How long until the “RyanHowardsLegMeat” handle appears?

    • leerosenthall - May 24, 2012 at 5:03 PM

      How long until Old Gator suggests a new take on the “Philly Cheesesteak”? Perhaps Howardmeat & Cheese Whiz™ ? 😉

      • Kevin S. - May 24, 2012 at 7:51 PM

        Howardmeat and Velveeta. Geez, get it right.

      • leerosenthall - May 24, 2012 at 8:03 PM

        @Kevin S.

        I’m fully aware of Profesor Gator’s obsession with Velveeta™ , but every urban anthropologist worth his weight in Goldenberg Peanut Chews® knows that real Philly Cheeseteaks are made with Cheese Whiz™.

        (And at least I remembered to include the trademark symbol.)

      • badmamainphilliesjamas - May 24, 2012 at 9:29 PM

        Beg to differ, leerosenthall . . . the BEST cheesesteaks use American and/or provolone cheese (no trademark necessary!).

      • Kevin S. - May 25, 2012 at 8:30 AM

        Partially concur, badmama – the order is Provolone without. American cheese is a crime against humanity. Cheese whiz gets you sent to the Hague.

  3. leerosenthall - May 24, 2012 at 4:58 PM

    One has to wonder, if muscle was removed, how this is going to affect Howard’s use of the leg!

    • cleverbob - May 24, 2012 at 9:52 PM

      He’ll be fine as long as they continue to let him use that stool in the field.

      • lostsok - May 25, 2012 at 12:57 AM

        Dude, this article was disturbing enough without mention of Ryan Howard’s stool.

      • cleverbob - May 25, 2012 at 7:37 AM

        I take it you don’t want to see my recommendations for Utley and Thome’s returns, then…

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