Comments on: Ryan Howard’s second surgery sounds like it was kinda gross

By: Kevin S.

Kevin S. — Fri, 25 May 2012 12:30:30 +0000

Partially concur, badmama – the order is Provolone without. American cheese is a crime against humanity. Cheese whiz gets you sent to the Hague.

By: cleverbob

cleverbob — Fri, 25 May 2012 11:37:40 +0000

I take it you don’t want to see my recommendations for Utley and Thome’s returns, then…

By: lostsok

lostsok — Fri, 25 May 2012 04:57:39 +0000

Dude, this article was disturbing enough without mention of Ryan Howard’s stool.

By: cleverbob

cleverbob — Fri, 25 May 2012 01:52:46 +0000

He’ll be fine as long as they continue to let him use that stool in the field.

By: badmamainphilliesjamas

badmamainphilliesjamas — Fri, 25 May 2012 01:29:22 +0000

Beg to differ, leerosenthall . . . the BEST cheesesteaks use American and/or provolone cheese (no trademark necessary!).

http://eatocracy.cnn.com/2012/03/12/three-steps-to-cheesesteak-supremacy/?hpt=hp_bn8

By: leerosenthall

leerosenthall — Fri, 25 May 2012 00:03:09 +0000

@Kevin S.

I’m fully aware of Profesor Gator’s obsession with Velveeta™ , but every urban anthropologist worth his weight in Goldenberg Peanut Chews® knows that real Philly Cheeseteaks are made with Cheese Whiz™.

(And at least I remembered to include the trademark symbol.)

By: Kevin S.

Kevin S. — Thu, 24 May 2012 23:51:26 +0000

Howardmeat and Velveeta. Geez, get it right.

By: leerosenthall

leerosenthall — Thu, 24 May 2012 21:03:35 +0000

How long until Old Gator suggests a new take on the “Philly Cheesesteak”? Perhaps Howardmeat & Cheese Whiz™ ?

By: leerosenthall

leerosenthall — Thu, 24 May 2012 20:58:24 +0000

One has to wonder, if muscle was removed, how this is going to affect Howard’s use of the leg!

By: thephilsabide

thephilsabide — Thu, 24 May 2012 20:37:18 +0000

How long until the “RyanHowardsLegMeat” handle appears?

By: sneschalmers

sneschalmers — Thu, 24 May 2012 20:33:26 +0000

Neanderthals owned grills?

By: redux23

redux23 — Thu, 24 May 2012 20:14:22 +0000

cole hamels proceeded to grill and eat howard’s foot filet because that’s what the neanderthals would have done