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Beer-fueled naked man streaks the Phillies Cardinals game

May 25, 2012, 8:45 AM EDT

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Don’t look Ethel!

We mentioned the streaker from last night’s Phillies-Cardinals fan in the recaps this morning, but Jeff Passan has his story.  His name is Collin J. Grundstrom. And you will be shocked to learn that alcohol was involved.

Also, will someone please think of the children?

One row in front of Grundstrom sat Jackson Dement, a precocious 7-year-old redhead who had come to see baseball. Instead, he saw a naked dude … Jackson Dement, fan, declared to his mom, Kellee: “This was the best game ever.”

Great report from Passan, who found himself in the right place at the right time.  Even if I am somewhat upset that he did not ask why a Phillies fan traveled all the way to St. Louis to disrupt a baseball game. God, those guys.

  1. watermelon1 - May 25, 2012 at 2:29 PM

    Way to get the “walk off like a hero” in the background of the picture. Too awesome!

  2. greymares - May 25, 2012 at 3:23 PM

    looks like Craig to me.

  3. dannythebisforbeast - May 25, 2012 at 5:03 PM

    Naked a holes in baseball heaven say it ain’t so. Let’s see in Philly that’s typical ahole Philly fans. In st louis showing your wang to a 7 yr old and 50,000 other people is cute. Hypocrites

  4. volcom2143 - May 25, 2012 at 6:33 PM

    Craig . the Philly Hating gets old. Get over it . Seems like you think about us all the time . Maybe you secretly wish you were a Philly fan . Freudian slip or even envy ?? I don’t think Dallas but you don’t see me always talking about them . Just seems odd….

  5. dawglb - May 27, 2012 at 11:21 AM

    Streakers get laughed at, and flashers horrify us. Explain that. This story is written as a light-hearted story about a seven year old who witnessed a naked adult at a baseball game. Poor taste.

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