May 29, 2012, 3:00 PM EST
I sometimes get confused with units of measurement. Yards? Feet? Meters? Hectares? Bushels? Pecks? It’s all so mystifying!
So imagine, if you will, that there is a unit of measurement that we can all agree on. Because it’s awesome. Ladies and gentlemen: the Altuve.
It’s pretty self explanatory. But, just by way of example, that home run that Giancarlo hit off Jamie Moyer last week? It traveled 80.86153846153847 Altuves.
I predict that our children will be learning this in school as a matter of routine by the end of the decade.
UPDATE: I did not know the provenance of the Altuve — just saw a link to it on Twitter — but commenter drkincaid enlightens us:
Mike Ferrin and Morgan Ensberg of XM MLB radio talked about the Altuve as a unit of measurement a lot last year and this year. Doesn’t look like they built the calculator, but they deserve props for popularizing (and maybe inventing) the unit of measurement. They’re also pretty good to listen to.
Yes, they are. Good work fellas.
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