Luis Aparicio — David Concepcion — Ozzie Guillen — Omar Vizquel — Wilson Alvarez — Luis Sojo — Andres Galarraga (should be a hall of famer) — Magglio Ordonez — Bobby Abreu — Alex Gonzalez — Carlos Guillen — Johan Santana — The Izturis brothers — Carlos Zambrano — Marco Scutaro — Omar Infante — V Mart — K-rod — Miguel Cabrera — One of Craig’s favorite (I hope) Eddie Perez — Rafael Betancourt — King Felix — Martin Prado — Anibal Sanchez — Miguel Montero — Asdrubal Cabrera — Carlos Gonzalez — Gerardo Parra — Panda Bear — Elvis Andrus — Alcides Escobar — Jose Tabata — (The reason Buster Posey will move to 1B) Hector Sanchez — Jesus Montero. Oh yeah, and Jose Altuve.

That’s a combined 38.769230769230774 Altuves tall (an estimate).

I’m only 1.080985915 Theriots tall (but 1.1807692307076925 Altuves tall).
The Green Monster of Fenway is 6.727272727 Ecksteins tall.
Mickey Mantle’s longest home run was 102.727272727 Rizzutos long.
Tony Campana’s inside-the-park home run last year landed 27.507692308 (Albie) Pearsons away from home plate (but only 26.294117647 Campanas away).

And finally, if you consider just three pitches for each of Nolan Ryan’s career 5714 strikeouts, the total distance those pitches traveled was a staggering 289,420.744186047 Gaedels in distance.

It’s no wonder the game’s never caught on in Venezuela……..it’s too damn complicated.