Comments on: And now a preview to our pitching matchup of the night

By: Tim OShenko

Tim OShenko — Thu, 31 May 2012 03:40:37 +0000

What Craig said. At any rate, sorry to have offended, Mariner. I’ll try and keep it PG from here on out, just to be on the safe side.

By: Craig Calcaterra

Craig Calcaterra — Wed, 30 May 2012 23:58:46 +0000

Mainer: that was actually a Big Lebowski reference. Extended quote, actually. I didn’t take it as hostile at all. If it was meant to be it was a bad attempt, at least.

By: cur68

cur68 — Wed, 30 May 2012 23:45:33 +0000

Sorry, Mariner, but you missed a perfect moment to make with the “Furbush” v Fister” matchup. C’mon, you laughed, I know it.

By: IdahoMariner

IdahoMariner — Wed, 30 May 2012 22:42:43 +0000

I am still trying to figure out how craig’s posts could be described as vaginal….wait. I really, really don’t want to know. Stay classy, and keep using female body parts as insults. Correlation does not equal causation, but if youa re having trouble getting dates, I would look into your language. Not saying you are having trouble, just saying, not classy. Seethes with hostility, actually.

By: braddavery

braddavery — Wed, 30 May 2012 22:38:09 +0000

Maude?

By: IdahoMariner

IdahoMariner — Wed, 30 May 2012 21:44:50 +0000

Aside from knowing better than to read the comments (I had three older brothers, I have had a lifetimes’ worth of every conceivable penis joke, you boys have fun)….

the manager’s had to have planned this, right? Because, you know, you all are 12-year-olds when it comes to this sort of thing, I can’t imagine the managers can resist either.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Wed, 30 May 2012 21:06:11 +0000

Oh, I’m sorry – I seemed to have stumbled into the locker room….where are they selling the wieners and buns?

By: 18thstreet

18thstreet — Wed, 30 May 2012 20:11:48 +0000

Best to stay away from the high hard ones.

By: Tim OShenko

Tim OShenko — Wed, 30 May 2012 20:04:20 +0000

And here I was just thinking about how most of Craig’s posts could be described as vaginal, which really bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

They don’t like hearing it and have difficulty saying it, yet without batting an eye, they’ll refer to their Wang, or Johnson.

By: braddavery

braddavery — Wed, 30 May 2012 19:39:03 +0000

When is the Dan Twignberries vs Todd Cocknballs matchup?

By: southpaw2k

southpaw2k — Wed, 30 May 2012 19:38:40 +0000

If they both get knocked out early, would that be premature ejections?

By: pmcenroe

pmcenroe — Wed, 30 May 2012 18:52:56 +0000

don’t forget Jack Glasscock

By: pmcenroe

pmcenroe — Wed, 30 May 2012 18:51:20 +0000

Fister? I hardly know her

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Wed, 30 May 2012 18:43:25 +0000

Johnson really knows how to pound the zone methodically.

By: biasedhomer

biasedhomer — Wed, 30 May 2012 18:38:04 +0000

Cant wait for Wang vs Dickey

By: AJ

AJ — Wed, 30 May 2012 18:34:23 +0000

Rusty Kuntz could not be reached for comment at press time.

http://deadspin.com/5247201/rusty-kuntz-is-milking-a-cow

By: diehardcubbiefan4life

diehardcubbiefan4life — Wed, 30 May 2012 18:18:02 +0000

I see what you did there… http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens19087238module156594560photo_1327583158i_see_what_you_did_there.

By: number42is1

number42is1 — Wed, 30 May 2012 18:10:52 +0000

Wonder who’s gonna choke first

By: contraryguy

contraryguy — Wed, 30 May 2012 18:10:37 +0000

Better (or worse) yet… Fister / Furbush.

Won’t happen unless Charlie becomes a starter, but the possibility is out there.

By: 18thstreet

18thstreet — Wed, 30 May 2012 18:06:35 +0000

Danny Cox.

By: thewrongalex

thewrongalex — Wed, 30 May 2012 18:06:15 +0000

Heard that this game is actually blacked out in North Carolina.

By: hudsonjc

hudsonjc — Wed, 30 May 2012 18:04:08 +0000

Can’t wait to see this “head to head” match up!

By: elmaquino

elmaquino — Wed, 30 May 2012 18:02:09 +0000

Also: Charlie Furbush, Dick Pole, Johnny Dickshot, Dick Bliss, Pete LaCock, Dick Cherry, Cum Posey, Siemen Korff, Clarence Licklider, Dick Combs, Louis Blows, Yank Terry and Lance Woodcock. All real.

By: amhendrick

amhendrick — Wed, 30 May 2012 18:01:49 +0000

If the game last longer than 4 hours, call your doctor.

By: butchhuskey

butchhuskey — Wed, 30 May 2012 17:57:51 +0000

If the A’s are playing the Tigers, the joke is that you “Fister, Recker, and Parker outside”

By: contraryguy

contraryguy — Wed, 30 May 2012 17:49:39 +0000

Wang and Johnson have nothing on Fister.

By: itsacurse

itsacurse — Wed, 30 May 2012 17:48:33 +0000

What about R.A. Dickey vs. Phil Penis?

By: proudlycanadian

proudlycanadian — Wed, 30 May 2012 17:46:14 +0000

Wang will probably be pulled first.

By: WhenMattStairsIsKing

WhenMattStairsIsKing — Wed, 30 May 2012 17:43:12 +0000

I think Johnson will beat Wang with his ball delivery.

By: icanspeel

icanspeel — Wed, 30 May 2012 17:42:42 +0000

I wonder who will go longer in the game? Hopefully one doesn’t stiffen up or they might not be able to go as long. I could keep going but won’t haha