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The Spelling Bee needs to get out of its mother’s basement

May 30, 2012, 4:30 PM EDT

Great moments in nerd convergence:

Actually, that’s not fair. Spelling Bee people aren’t really major nerds. Not compared to baseball statheads anyway.  Baseball statheads can’t really call anyone nerds other than furries, really. Maybe a couple others. It’s mostly explained here.

  1. Stacey - May 30, 2012 at 4:35 PM

    Hooray for Emma!

  2. umrguy42 - May 30, 2012 at 4:36 PM

    “Actually, that’s not fair. Spelling Bee people aren’t really major nerds.”

    No, no we aren’t. (Spoken by a former National Spelling Bee participant, who did NOT make it far enough to get on the ESPN coverage.)

    …Actually, is it wrong of me to say with a last name like Ciereszynski, of COURSE she’s a good speller? ;p

    • Jeremy T - May 30, 2012 at 4:41 PM

      I was just about to make that same comment about her name. That’s an impressive one :)

    • umrguy42 - May 30, 2012 at 9:31 PM

      Also… when did sabermetrics become enough of a mainstream “thing” to make it into the spelling bee?

  3. dianagram - May 30, 2012 at 4:38 PM

    (channeling Professor Frink) “I AM a major nerd, and I’ll prove it by running a correlation of the degree of difficulty in a contestant’s name and their finish in the bee!”

  4. number42is1 - May 30, 2012 at 4:51 PM

    “im not a nerd bart, nerds are smart”

  5. Max Power - May 30, 2012 at 5:19 PM

    I believe this is the only sports blog post today with a gratuitous mention of furries. At least I hope so.

  6. Ben - May 30, 2012 at 5:32 PM

    Crap, I’m over 6, like Pokemon, and sabermetrics. I guess I’ll be informing my girlfriend tonight that she needs to break up with me. :(

    • snowbirdgothic - May 30, 2012 at 6:03 PM

      But only after you ask her to dress up like Snorlax for you one…last…time?

      • Ben - May 30, 2012 at 6:07 PM

        How did you know?? Who told you I like that?

      • snowbirdgothic - May 30, 2012 at 6:22 PM

        I’ve got friends at WotC. They…tell me things.

      • Ben - May 30, 2012 at 10:11 PM

        It makes me mad sad, because she was 6-7 GAR (girlfriend above replacement)

  7. bbk1000 - May 30, 2012 at 6:29 PM

    Again, it was easy by the headline to know who was behind this…the link, sad as it is, ices it.

    Craig the SME, who would have thunk it….

  8. rcali - May 30, 2012 at 9:17 PM

    Is this the event where the most socially awkward kids you’ve ever seen pick their nose on live tv?

  9. sdelmonte - May 30, 2012 at 11:44 PM

    I haven’t seen the Geek Hierarchy in ages. My wife used to go to that site all the time.

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