Comments on: Police question the woman found tied-up in Aroldis Chapman’s hotel room

By: rico7207

rico7207 — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 16:42:08 +0000

Deport the bum.

By: muckthefets23

muckthefets23 — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 07:54:04 +0000

Gator I’m in total agreement Ben Gazzara was a cinema juggernaut!! I mean come on, Roadhouse….Nuff said…

By: sdelmonte

sdelmonte — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 04:41:02 +0000

This really shouldn’t be funny, you know.

Who am I kidding? It’s bizarrely hysterical.

But no love for the Simpsons reference?

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 04:09:48 +0000

I don’t know, but new information is developing….

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 04:08:16 +0000

In order to pass Slobbering Ozzie in entertainment value, you would have to get by him on the left into oncoming traffic on a blind curve on a road frequented by tandem trailer lumber trucks. Good luck.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 04:06:50 +0000

RIP Ben Gazzara. He could show up on screen for three minutes, seem to do almost nothing, and you never forget it. You should have seen him on stage in NY as Yogi Berra. Incredible performance.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 04:05:01 +0000

This is an essential aspect of cinema literacy. Yes, you must watch it. Preferably, in shorts, sandals and a beer stained t-shirt.

By: braddavery

braddavery — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 03:28:07 +0000

Nothing is fucked, here.

By: vincentbojackson

vincentbojackson — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 02:54:37 +0000

Something got lost in translation. He apparently thinks he plays for the Bengals and is trying to drum up some street cred.

By: Joe

Joe — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 01:29:57 +0000

I’m glad I don’t have $10 million invested in Chapman. This isn’t going to end well, I don’t think.

Oh, and I love the Big L. I’m in my bathrobe drinking a White Russian as we speak.

By: jdd428

jdd428 — Thu, 31 May 2012 22:06:13 +0000

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women.

By: seanthegreatest

seanthegreatest — Thu, 31 May 2012 20:06:26 +0000

The Dude abides

By: number42is1

number42is1 — Thu, 31 May 2012 19:54:37 +0000

you see what happens when you fu*k a stanger in the ass?

By: charlutes

charlutes — Thu, 31 May 2012 18:30:41 +0000

What did you think she was doing there? lol.

By: ezthinking

ezthinking — Thu, 31 May 2012 18:26:16 +0000

The Dude: It’s like what Lenin said… you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh…
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I’m trying to say…
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: That fucking bitch…
The Dude: Oh yeah!
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about, Dude?

By: Panda Claus

Panda Claus — Thu, 31 May 2012 17:18:04 +0000

Pandas are horrible? I beg your pardon.

Some feel the same about gators you know.

Oh never mind, I probably took this out of context.

By: seanthegreatest

seanthegreatest — Thu, 31 May 2012 17:15:58 +0000

That rug really tied the room together

By: AlohaMrHand

AlohaMrHand — Thu, 31 May 2012 17:12:02 +0000

Marv Chapman? YES!!!!!

By: joshfrancis50

joshfrancis50 — Thu, 31 May 2012 17:10:52 +0000

Also, let’s not forget – let’s *not* forget, Dude – that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city – that aint legal either.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Thu, 31 May 2012 16:54:32 +0000

None. I find them entirely too vaginal.

By: darthicarus

darthicarus — Thu, 31 May 2012 16:37:54 +0000

Any truth to the rumor a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey was found on the bedside table?

By: nolanwiffle

nolanwiffle — Thu, 31 May 2012 16:37:05 +0000

….calmer than you, Dude.

By: paperlions

paperlions — Thu, 31 May 2012 16:34:45 +0000

Chapman is versatile, he can fill so many roles….wear so many hats…and the Reds still won’t let him start…what more does he have to do?

By: cur68

cur68 — Thu, 31 May 2012 16:33:53 +0000

No mercy for panda ranchers, eh?

By: nightman13

nightman13 — Thu, 31 May 2012 16:28:54 +0000

One of my favorite things to do is send a text to my buddy who drives a Honda Element asking him if he’s in his car. He almost always responds “No.” To which I respond with, “YOU’rRE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT DONNY.”

Obviously we are both Lebowski Fans

By: seanthegreatest

seanthegreatest — Thu, 31 May 2012 16:26:54 +0000

Obviously, you’re not a golfer.

By: WhenMattStairsIsKing

WhenMattStairsIsKing — Thu, 31 May 2012 16:22:53 +0000

“I’m staying. I’m finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee.” ~ Chapman

By: number42is1

number42is1 — Thu, 31 May 2012 16:17:28 +0000

I’m SHOMER FUCKING SHABBAS MAN!

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Thu, 31 May 2012 16:14:51 +0000

If he's smuggling pandas, they should throw the book at him. We have our hands full with invasive species as it is. Pandas are horrible. They can reduce your beautiful bamboo garden to sticks in no time. I have to spend hours every month spraying my bamboo to eradicate the little bastards. And what's worse, they lay thousands of eggs. You turn over a bamboo leaf and see all those little tiny black and white spots - well, you can kiss your Japanese meditation garden goodbye, you know? They'll leave nothing over but the stalks and rocks and the pegged rake. If you're the organic type, you have to work even harder, washing every leaf with oil soap. Pandas suck. They're not as bad as meerkats, granted, but they still suck. It's even worse if you don't do cute.

By: nolanwiffle

nolanwiffle — Thu, 31 May 2012 16:13:42 +0000

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon…..with nail polish! These f’ing amateurs….