Comments on: The woman tied up in Aroldis Chapman’s room can’t keep her story straight

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Sat, 02 Jun 2012 13:43:13 +0000

More like a tie-in to American culture/education under John Edwards and Citizen’s United.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Sat, 02 Jun 2012 13:41:44 +0000

Aw no, Natasha was’t the brightest bulb in the ceiling but she was smarter than this bimbo. It only remains to track down moose and squirrel.

By: brewcitybummer

brewcitybummer — Sat, 02 Jun 2012 06:03:31 +0000

Why always Boris?

By: gloccamorra

gloccamorra — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 23:11:34 +0000

I’m waiting for a tie-in to Cuban culture/education under Castro. Where’s Ozzie?

By: ysaeed13

ysaeed13 — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 22:43:32 +0000

I think the moral of the story is if you want your cake and eat it to then become an athlete for any cincinnati professional sports team. From pete rose to the bengals to mike leake to chapman.

By: notsofast10

notsofast10 — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 21:23:05 +0000

That’s all good and fine!!!! Can we just get the dude in the starting rotation now? Please?

By: sabatimus

sabatimus — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 21:08:48 +0000

“I think everyone called this one as soon as we heard it”.

Absolutely.

By: Detroit Michael

Detroit Michael — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 20:44:47 +0000

Did you ever see the movie Capricorn One? An astronaut named John Walker pretended to be on Mars, became dead, and was played by O.J. Simpson. That’s actually a bit close to your description!

By: runyetirun

runyetirun — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 20:09:31 +0000

Did he have hands?

Did he have a face?!

No? Then it wasn’t us.

By: chadjones27

chadjones27 — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 20:02:46 +0000

It seems like the $200,000 worth of stuff they’d want to steal was still there.

By: hansob

hansob — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 19:52:59 +0000

If this ends up with Aroldis Chapman saying the words “Man, money ain’t got no owners, only spenders”, it will all be worth it.

By: brewcrewfan54

brewcrewfan54 — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 19:49:51 +0000

If you’re going to use a woman to help you steal from someone you need to find one that’s smarter than this one.

By: number42is1

number42is1 — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 19:48:16 +0000

and on that note i have been watching the Big L. on repeat since yesterday. here is something we all can enjoy

By: bmorelikeme

bmorelikeme — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 19:46:15 +0000

Inside job. She owed drugs dealers money, so she shacked up with Chapman with the intentions of ripping him. Once she was alone in the hotel room, she let in her accomplices, had them take the goods. After the “robbery”, she tied herself up and put on a show to throw off the cops once her debts were settled*

*entirely speculation

By: Jonny 5

Jonny 5 — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 19:43:12 +0000

Who carries around 200K bag worth of jewelry anyway? Does this guy think he’s Floyd Mayweather or something?

By: drewsylvania

drewsylvania — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 19:41:28 +0000

If Aroldis Chapman’s head should flip open and a UFO should fly out, I want you to have expected it.

Nothing we’d hear about him now would surprise me. He could be dead, on Mars, or revealed to be O.J.Simpson, and I’d just go “Hmm, how about that.”