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Meanwhile, at the Roger Clemens trial

Jun 4, 2012, 5:31 PM EDT

And here I thought my reference to “jorts” would win the prize today:

Insert the usual 50 comments about your tax dollars at work.

In more substantive news, yesterday we talked about the issue of Congressman Issa having to take the stand. The judge ruled today, however, that he doesn’t have to.

  1. ezthinking - Jun 4, 2012 at 5:43 PM

    At least he didn’t call them “bitch tits.” There must be at least the illusion of courtroom decorum going on.

    • mattyflex - Jun 4, 2012 at 5:45 PM

      Bob had bitch tits.

      • ezthinking - Jun 4, 2012 at 5:58 PM

        His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson. His name is Robert Paulson.

      • sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo - Jun 4, 2012 at 6:26 PM

        His name WAS Robert Paulson

  2. jwbiii - Jun 4, 2012 at 5:53 PM

    http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/1290546817307520601.jpg

  3. number42is1 - Jun 4, 2012 at 6:00 PM

    his name is Robert Paulson

  4. buffalomafia - Jun 4, 2012 at 6:01 PM

    When is this joke of a hearing going to end?

    You know Clemens will walk free!

  5. allbucdup - Jun 4, 2012 at 6:04 PM

    So in death your name becomes Robert Paulsen

  6. hushbrother - Jun 5, 2012 at 2:42 AM

    I know a girl named Nicole Auerbach. Probably not her though. Doesn’t seem like someone who would follow the Clemens trial. She didn’t even know who Red Auerbach was when I asked if she was related.

  7. umrguy42 - Jun 5, 2012 at 9:34 AM

    At least they didn’t say “moobs”.

    And am I wrong for liking jean shorts? (I refuse to say “jorts”, what a stupid thing.) I don’t wear the ones that go down way far past my knees, though, those just look stupid. I’ve worn them for years…

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