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Oh good: Rob Dibble is going to coach high school kids now

Jun 6, 2012, 5:00 PM EDT


This is a great idea: Rob Dibble has been named the new baseball coach at Calabasas High School in California.

I can see this going well:

Kid 1: Coach, my elbow! It feels tight.

Dibble: Suck it up.

Kid 1: But it hurts really bad!  Can I at least put some Icy Hot on it?

Dibble: No! What are you, some kind of pansy? Why don’t you put a feminine napkin on it. Get outta my sight.

Dibble: Hey, you come over here!

Kid 2: Yes, coach?

Dibble: Throw this ball at Kid 1. Teach him how we roll around here.

Kid 2: Yes coach. But I wanted to tell you something first. I got drafted by the Nationals yesterday! I’m goin’ to be a pro baseball player!

Dibble: You’re dead to me.

  1. drmonkeyarmy - Jun 6, 2012 at 5:04 PM

    I hear that Dibble is hiring John Rocker to be an assistant.

  2. cereal blogger - Jun 6, 2012 at 5:04 PM

    Ultra d bag

  3. junker23 - Jun 6, 2012 at 5:22 PM

    You know, I am not very surprised Mr. Dibble is wearing sunglasses in his official ESPN Radio picture. I also assume he’s sitting on a Harley.

    • sumerduckman - Jun 6, 2012 at 5:44 PM

      Or sitting on a zucchini.

      • Old Gator - Jun 7, 2012 at 6:17 AM

        Well, at least he’s not wearing a soutane, so the kids ought to be relatively safe with him.

  4. natstowngreg - Jun 6, 2012 at 5:23 PM

    Rob who? Wait a minute, there was a Rob in the TV booth a couple of years ago, but he’s dead to us Nats fans. Couldn’t be the same guy, could it?

  5. natsattack - Jun 6, 2012 at 5:24 PM

    Somebody for their community service hours should super glue his mouth shut.

  6. vallewho - Jun 6, 2012 at 5:34 PM

    He needs to use that foot that he usually sticks in his mouth and try to flush himself down the toilet.

  7. bloodysock - Jun 6, 2012 at 7:25 PM

    What will he do when he realizes Calabasas High School doesn’t have a General Manager to blame?

  8. El Bravo - Jun 6, 2012 at 7:34 PM

    The original DN.

  9. yahmule - Jun 6, 2012 at 7:58 PM

    The principal of that school might as well save himself some time and begin typing up his resignation now.

  10. davidpom50 - Jun 6, 2012 at 8:32 PM

    Not that it changes anything you’re saying about him, but he’s been an assistant coach at Oaks Christian High School for a few years now.

  11. prosourcetalk - Jun 6, 2012 at 9:41 PM

    There is nothing Christian about that facial hair

    • nothanksimdriving123 - Jun 7, 2012 at 3:11 AM

      You realize that it is extremely unlikely that Jesus ever shaved?

      • ajcardsfan - Jun 7, 2012 at 8:39 AM

        That facial hair is un-Christian, we all know Jesus had nothing but a Handlebar Mustache and Mutton Chops!

  12. harrysatchel - Jun 7, 2012 at 8:38 AM

    He was probably a prick before he played in the majors. He was definitely a prick during his playing career in the bigs. Is there any wonder that he would be one after he left?

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