This is a great idea: Rob Dibble has been named the new baseball coach at Calabasas High School in California.
I can see this going well:
Kid 1: Coach, my elbow! It feels tight.
Dibble: Suck it up.
Kid 1: But it hurts really bad! Can I at least put some Icy Hot on it?
Dibble: No! What are you, some kind of pansy? Why don’t you put a feminine napkin on it. Get outta my sight.
Dibble: Hey, you come over here!
Kid 2: Yes, coach?
Dibble: Throw this ball at Kid 1. Teach him how we roll around here.
Kid 2: Yes coach. But I wanted to tell you something first. I got drafted by the Nationals yesterday! I’m goin’ to be a pro baseball player!
Dibble: You’re dead to me.
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- drmonkeyarmy - Jun 6, 2012 at 5:04 PM
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I hear that Dibble is hiring John Rocker to be an assistant.
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- cereal blogger - Jun 6, 2012 at 5:04 PM
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Ultra d bag
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- junker23 - Jun 6, 2012 at 5:22 PM
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You know, I am not very surprised Mr. Dibble is wearing sunglasses in his official ESPN Radio picture. I also assume he’s sitting on a Harley.
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- sumerduckman - Jun 6, 2012 at 5:44 PM
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Or sitting on a zucchini.
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- Old Gator - Jun 7, 2012 at 6:17 AM
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Well, at least he’s not wearing a soutane, so the kids ought to be relatively safe with him.
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- natstowngreg - Jun 6, 2012 at 5:23 PM
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Rob who? Wait a minute, there was a Rob in the TV booth a couple of years ago, but he’s dead to us Nats fans. Couldn’t be the same guy, could it?
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- natsattack - Jun 6, 2012 at 5:24 PM
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Somebody for their community service hours should super glue his mouth shut.
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- vallewho - Jun 6, 2012 at 5:34 PM
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He needs to use that foot that he usually sticks in his mouth and try to flush himself down the toilet.
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- bloodysock - Jun 6, 2012 at 7:25 PM
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What will he do when he realizes Calabasas High School doesn’t have a General Manager to blame?
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- El Bravo - Jun 6, 2012 at 7:34 PM
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The original DN.
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- yahmule - Jun 6, 2012 at 7:58 PM
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The principal of that school might as well save himself some time and begin typing up his resignation now.
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- davidpom50 - Jun 6, 2012 at 8:32 PM
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Not that it changes anything you’re saying about him, but he’s been an assistant coach at Oaks Christian High School for a few years now.
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- prosourcetalk - Jun 6, 2012 at 9:41 PM
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There is nothing Christian about that facial hair
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- nothanksimdriving123 - Jun 7, 2012 at 3:11 AM
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You realize that it is extremely unlikely that Jesus ever shaved?
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- ajcardsfan - Jun 7, 2012 at 8:39 AM
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That facial hair is un-Christian, we all know Jesus had nothing but a Handlebar Mustache and Mutton Chops!
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- harrysatchel - Jun 7, 2012 at 8:38 AM
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He was probably a prick before he played in the majors. He was definitely a prick during his playing career in the bigs. Is there any wonder that he would be one after he left?
