Comments on: The defense rests in the Roger Clemens trial

By: The Rabbit

The Rabbit — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 22:58:16 +0000

+1 One of my favorite lines.

By: tuftsb

tuftsb — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 21:39:25 +0000

And as for the jury which needed extensive lessons in baseball nomenclature while trying to reamin awake:

“You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.”

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 20:59:12 +0000

The most hilarious aspect of your adolescent japing and wheezing is the distance from comprehension of your own pronouncements at which you operate. “My intellectual deficits are based on your opinion” has got to be one of the most bumptious mispronouncements you’ve uttered here yet. Nurture versus nature, eh? Yes, it is true – I have raised you up in the ways of spite, envy and stupidity, my child. But it is time that you learned the truth. Although the FDA has long since withdrawn funding for comparable experiments with dogs, rabbits and planaria, which all showed some capacity to realize that they were making fools of themselves, they did permit some of us to see through to their conclusions our little experiments with cases of puerile arrested development. Unfortunately, they’ve now cut funding for those too, and they’re no longer paying me to encourage you to come on here day after day to make such an obvious, limping fool of yourself.

Sorry, little one. You’re on your own now.

By: vivabear

vivabear — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 19:15:25 +0000

“Add the inability to comprehend irony and metaphor” This coming from a guy who takes things at their literal meaning when it best suits him.

My intellectual deficits are based on your opinion – which you have no evidence to back up. Your physical deficits are real, and the cause your negativity towards so many things. I.E. ozzie guillen, philadelphia, jeffery loria etc. I guess Gator’s gotta try to compensate somehow.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 18:04:49 +0000

Add the inability to comprehend irony and metaphor to your long list of intellectual deficits, why don’t you?

By: vivabear

vivabear — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 17:55:13 +0000

Right b/c deaf people are incapable of comprehending the comments sections on this blog? Nice work Gator.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 17:36:35 +0000

You might have heard them if you weren’t deaf as well as stupid.

By: dexterismyhero

dexterismyhero — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 17:19:20 +0000

7 years of college down the drain…………..

By: vivabear

vivabear — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 16:58:52 +0000

Maybe a party in the Vivid Video headquarters would be fun…but, for my money, I’d rather be at the wrap party following the conclusion of filming an all girl feature. But hey sometimes you can’t control what you dream. Plus no one’s ever accused you of having a good idea.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 16:43:17 +0000

Did you have to wake me up just to tell me that? Okay, I'm going to sleep again, realizing that my chances of recovering that dream of being at a wild party in the Vivid Video headquarters are probably slim and none.

By: WhenMattStairsIsKing

WhenMattStairsIsKing — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 16:41:34 +0000

Zzzz…..

By: deathmonkey41

deathmonkey41 — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 16:39:49 +0000

This should have been the defense’s only closing statement.

“Wow, what a tremendous waste of f#cking money. Thank you for your time ladies and gentlemen.”

By: sdelmonte

sdelmonte — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 16:21:08 +0000

Let’s all hope there is not a hung jury. Because going through this a third time would be just cruel.

By: jimbo1949

jimbo1949 — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 16:13:16 +0000

Man, I never get tired of this.
Aren’t you gonna stop him? Nah, he’s on a roll.

By: tuftsb

tuftsb — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 15:41:22 +0000

“What? Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”