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Great Moments in Inevitability: “That’s a clown question, bro” t-shirts

Jun 13, 2012, 11:03 AM EDT

Bryce Harper’s “That’s a clown question, bro” has gone viral in the space of just a few hours.  Which makes this t-shirt pretty inevitable:


Order here.

If I get one I’ll put it in the drawer next to my Pedroia “Relax, Laser Show” and Cabrera “Si or no, motherf*****” shirts.

  1. ajcardsfan - Jun 13, 2012 at 11:16 AM

    Must have that shirt….
    Also, Craig, I expect your next Twitter Q&A Segment to have at least 4 answers be “That’s a clown question bro.”

    • CJ - Jun 13, 2012 at 11:25 AM

      he should do one where every answer is either that, or “Si motherf*****”

  2. nixonotis - Jun 13, 2012 at 11:31 AM

    Pop Quiz, hotshots: Alan W. Livingston created what character?

    • stlouis1baseball - Jun 13, 2012 at 11:58 AM

      Fog Horn Leg Horn?

    • deathmonkey41 - Jun 13, 2012 at 12:46 PM

      Bozo the Clown?

      • nixonotis - Jun 13, 2012 at 12:51 PM

        Technically that’s correct, but it’s not the answer we’re looking for here.

    • foreverchipper10 - Jun 13, 2012 at 1:08 PM

      Shoot the hostage.

  3. number42is1 - Jun 13, 2012 at 11:52 AM

    Oh man… that Quote with the Harper Ball in mouth pic would be awesome… you could do a photoshop of 3 balls in a jugging mode…

  4. paperlions - Jun 13, 2012 at 11:57 AM

    Any respectable baseball blogger would also have a Domingo Beisbol Academy t-shirt (“it’s god given”).

  5. sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo - Jun 13, 2012 at 12:14 PM

    “That’s the way baseball go”

  6. flyinhighwithvick - Jun 13, 2012 at 12:40 PM

    Hey the clown on that shirt looks like Craig….with more hair of course.

  7. WhenMattStairsIsKing - Jun 13, 2012 at 12:43 PM

    What was the question being asked to Bryce? Was it “Did you ever watch Bozo growing up?”

  8. deathmonkey41 - Jun 13, 2012 at 12:51 PM

    Did anyone come up with a shirt that said, “I spent the night with Derek Jeter and all I got was this lousy gift basket”?

    • paperlions - Jun 13, 2012 at 1:18 PM

      Lousy? I’d spend the night with Cap’n Jetes for that haul.

      • Utley's Hair - Jun 13, 2012 at 2:04 PM

        You have a mighty high opinion of yourself to think you’d stack up to Minka that well. And yes…I did say “stack” there…

  9. natstowngreg - Jun 13, 2012 at 2:32 PM

    Something amazing has happened on this here blog right here. Before Harper came up, there were great long threads devoted to how Bryce Harper was such an immature jerk. A comment like this would have ignited a similar thread–even if it was directed at a reporter.

    Now, MLB is getting a chance to actually check out the kid, and the view has changed. In the immortal word of Mr. Spock, fascinating.

  10. ptfu - Jun 13, 2012 at 10:04 PM

    Every team really should have an awesome slogan like the Tigers, Nats, and Red Sox. The remaining 27 teams have until the end of the season to say something interesting. Ozzie Guillen and Terry Collins may have gotten the Marlins and Mets off the hook.

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