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MLB’s official Twitter account has dating advice for you

Jul 8, 2012, 1:06 PM EDT

Contained within this obviously advertisement-driven tweet from MLB’s official Twitter account is some pretty sound dating advice:

Maybe you haven’t had a date in awhile is because your MLB hat smells awful. Tweet us a pic and you might get a new one. Use #SamsungMLB

— MLB (@MLB) July 8, 2012

Also, just in general “maybe you haven’t had a date in a while because your [fill in the blank] smells awful” works too.

  1. Old Gator - Jul 8, 2012 at 1:44 PM

    Aaron reminds me today of the one poor scoop jockey who showed up for work at Dairy Queen on the night of the 4th while everyone else called in “sick” to go watch the fireworks.

    Anyway, I claim-a dis thread inna name of-a da Queen of Spain to post the “Settling the Score” thread abdicated by D. J. Short, who woke up this morning with a splitting hangover next to Jan Brewer, screamed, jumped out the window and hasn’t been seen since. Feel free to append your commentary, as usual:

    Saturday’s American League games

    • Angels 3, Orioles 0
    • Mariners 7, Athletics 1
    • Rangers 4, Twins 3(10)
    • Red Sox 9, Yankees 5
    • Indians 7, Rays 3
    • White Sox 2, Blue Jays 0
    • Tigers 8, Royals 7
    • Yankees 6, Red Sox 1

    Saturday’s National League games

    • Reds 6, Padres 5
    • Diamondbacks 5, Dodgers 3
    • Braves 6, Phillies 3
    • Cardinals 3, Marlins 2
    • Astros 6, Brewers 3
    • Pirates 3, Giants 1
    • Nationals 4, Rockies 1
    • Mets 3, Cubs 1

  2. zzalapski - Jul 8, 2012 at 4:37 PM

    Maybe it’s just society, but women put too much on personal hygiene. All of a sudden, everything is negative — your hat smells bad; you’re unhappy. It’s a struggle, yeah. But that’s all it is. I’ve had a smelly hat before. Dating is is such a different game. You can be a playa one year, have a smelly hat the next year and become a playa again.

    • kopy - Jul 8, 2012 at 11:29 PM

      It is society. Women care about personal hygiene.

      • zzalapski - Jul 9, 2012 at 12:24 AM

        Guess the life expectancy of a HBT meme is way shorter than ten months.

      • Old Gator - Jul 9, 2012 at 7:18 AM

        This is the post-Einsteinian universe. For every meme, there’s an auntie-meme.

  3. hojo20 - Jul 8, 2012 at 10:04 PM

    I have a smelly hat. I’m not going to pay $30-33 for a new one.

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