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Holy metabolites of Stanozolol, Batman!

Jul 12, 2012, 5:30 PM EDT

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The All-Star break is the slowest news time of the regular season. Just brutal. Even Major League Baseball must be bored, because they released the minor league suspensions at 4pm today instead of waiting until the customary 5pm. Anyway:

Philadelphia Phillies Minor League left-handed pitcher Ranger Suarez has been suspended for 50 games without pay after testing positive for metabolites of Stanozolol.  The suspension of Suarez, who is currently on the roster of the Venezuelan Summer League Phillies, is effective immediately.

Free agent Minor League right-handed pitcher Daniel Cordero has been suspended for 50 games without pay for testing positive for metabolites of Stanozolol.  The suspension of Cordero will be effective immediately upon his signing with another Major League organization.

Gosh, a Summer League player and a free agent. Slim pickings, even for the drug test perp walk.

Baseball comes back tomorrow evening, everyone.

  1. Francisco (FC) - Jul 12, 2012 at 5:39 PM

    The suspension of Cordero will be effective immediately upon his signing with another Major League organization.

    That has to seriously suck. Imagine the interview: “When can you start?” “Uhh…”

  2. number42is1 - Jul 12, 2012 at 5:54 PM

    nah.. its fine
    “oh… I just have to give a 50 game notice to my current team “

  3. cubsrice - Jul 12, 2012 at 6:29 PM

    “Baseball comes back tomorrow evening, everyone.”

    Afternoon for us Chicagoans, eh.

    • papalurchdxb - Jul 13, 2012 at 2:28 AM

      Like the man said, “baseball comes back tomorrow evening”

      What the Cubs have served up this year is more like Tee-Ball or something…

      • chumthumper - Jul 13, 2012 at 11:35 AM

        My friend has a Cubs bumper sticker on his car. He says he is into fantasy baseball.

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