Comments on: Fausto Carmona/Roberto Hernandez gets three birthday cakes from the Indians

By: rje49

rje49 — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 22:48:29 +0000

Don’t forget about Boston Cream Pie. Which is most definitely cake.

By: DJ MC

DJ MC — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 18:12:40 +0000

Leave whatever funny business you do with your credit cards out of this.

By: El Bravo

El Bravo — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 17:59:02 +0000

Objection: hearsay.

By: sabatimus

sabatimus — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 17:58:44 +0000

Cur68, I thought of the literal implications myself, but left it to others to go there

By: cur68

cur68 — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 17:56:27 +0000

Agree, but I could beat chocolate peanut butter pie. I’d use a 34oz Louisville Slugger. I’d beat the mo-fo outta that thing.

By: sabatimus

sabatimus — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 17:54:05 +0000

Cake > pie, but chocolate peanut butter pie sounds hard to beat.

By: cur68

cur68 — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 17:51:50 +0000

Only Americans call it "pizza pie" -spits- and not even all of you do, either. Just the mental ones. Thus you are overruled. Your argument is specious and defamatory. I move that you be disbarred.

By: El Bravo

El Bravo — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 17:44:16 +0000

Except of course that everyone on the planet refers to it as pizza pie b/c that’s amore. You keep trying to define pie, but that’s like me defining cake. Your argument lacks foundation and credibility. I move to strike Cur’s testimony.

By: cur68

cur68 — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 17:37:17 +0000

Pizza isn’t a pie. Not gross enough for starters. I mean what pizza has goo for innards? NONE. Cake > pie in every way and pizza ≠ pie in any way.

By: El Bravo

El Bravo — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 17:34:22 +0000

not versatile enough? pizza pie has more varieties by itself than cake can wish to have. don’t get me started, cur.

By: El Bravo

El Bravo — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 17:33:08 +0000

Truth only comes in pie form. All else is false like those who pray to the false gods of cake.

By: Ben

Ben — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 17:24:23 +0000

Turns out, yes.

By: kevinbnyc

kevinbnyc — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 17:23:06 +0000

I eat chocolate peanut butter pie for my birthday every year. With candles. It’s appropriate. Pie > cake.

By: cur68

cur68 — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 17:17:10 +0000

This is why cake is superior. Cake is appropriate in all circumstances. What pie could possibly be used for a triple whammy birthday-fraud? Huh? NONE. Pie isn’t versatile enough. Cake baby. Cake all the way.

By: ajcardsfan

ajcardsfan — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 17:14:30 +0000

Thought about that one, but can’t use it in this scenario, because it would have to be “The cakes are a lie…but one of them isn’t”

By: churchoftheperpetuallyoutraged

churchoftheperpetuallyoutraged — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 17:12:55 +0000

The cake is a lie!

By: ajcardsfan

ajcardsfan — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 17:04:21 +0000

One of these cakes is not like the other, one of these cakes is true

By: lrak76

lrak76 — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 16:59:41 +0000

Isn’t visa fraud hilarious?

By: El Bravo

El Bravo — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 16:50:11 +0000

Now that is funny.

By: dondada10

dondada10 — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 16:38:07 +0000

Next headline is going to be that Roberto Hernandez was placed on the Disabled List after receiving hundreds of birthday punches.