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The White Sox want Zack Greinke “badly”

Jul 25, 2012, 2:31 PM EDT

I want you, I want you so bad. I want yooooouuuu, I want you so bad, it’s driving me mad, it’s driving me mad.

She’s so HEAVVVVVY!!!!


The key to the White Sox season is going to be how their rotation holds up. And with Chris Sale way over his past innings totals and Jake Peavy always representing an injury risk, Greinke would be a massive help on the south side.  Whether they have the chits to trade, however, is kinda doubtful.

  1. Ben - Jul 25, 2012 at 2:38 PM

    Please don’t bring the Beatles up with Kevin Goldstein. It’s a glaring flaw in his character that he doesn’t like The Beatles.

  2. forthand26 - Jul 25, 2012 at 2:49 PM

    Greinke would be a massive help on [insert any team name].

    • sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo - Jul 25, 2012 at 2:57 PM

      Apparently not the Brewers.

      • nightman13 - Jul 25, 2012 at 5:02 PM

        Well he can’t start the games and come in and relieve himself.

        Heh heh, I said relieve himself.

  3. hodaghunter - Jul 25, 2012 at 2:54 PM

    It’s a nice thought for any team but it won’t happen. White Soxs have nothing to give the Brewers for Greinke. The Rangers are likely the front runners with their minor league players.

    • atwatercrushesokoye - Jul 25, 2012 at 4:57 PM

      Rumor has the Sox trading Gavin Floyd to the Blue Jays for the prospect pitcher the Brewers really want who would then go to Milwaukee for Greinke….but if Blue Jays rumors see the day of light it usually means Anthopolous has moved on.

  4. budselog - Jul 25, 2012 at 2:57 PM

    This dude couldn’t even pitch in a big market city like Kansas City. Oh wait….

    • geoknows - Jul 25, 2012 at 3:08 PM

      Gee, seems to me that he won a Cy Young there or something, amirite?

    • budselog - Jul 25, 2012 at 3:53 PM

      Sure he won a Cy Young there, but he begged to get the hell out, ending up in Milwaukee, one of the most boring towns – and it is a TOWN – in America.

      He can’t pitch in a big market and if traded to Chicago, he will crumble.

      • nightman13 - Jul 25, 2012 at 5:04 PM

        You are an idiot.

      • baseballisboring - Jul 25, 2012 at 7:21 PM

        Or, it was because he wanted to win? You think he crumbled under the KC pressure so bad that it led to a 2.08 ERA and a CY Young?

        Typical good for nothing blowhard. No idea what you’re talking about yet so sure of yourself.

  5. El Bravo - Jul 25, 2012 at 3:02 PM

    “Chits” is defined as “An immature or disrespectful young woman.” I find it doubtful that the South Side doesn’t have plenty of chits, Craig!

  6. buggieowens - Jul 25, 2012 at 3:34 PM

    was this your internal Beatles dialogue (except for that last part) when you got to meet Tiffany in person?

  7. sabatimus - Jul 25, 2012 at 4:06 PM

    Who else thought of Type O Negative’s “Day Tripper Medley” instead of the original?

  8. mvp43 - Jul 25, 2012 at 4:18 PM

    Decent pitcher but quite frankly the guy’s a nut bag. He’s so quirky……..

    He can’t stand being around people for any length of time. He is a great interview though as he will not sugarcoat anything. The media will lov ehim, but he won’t love Chicago. He’s better off staying in Bretown for 100 mil.

  9. blackandbluedivision - Jul 25, 2012 at 4:42 PM

    That would be awesome but I think Kenny Williams has about sapped our farm system (like it wasn’t good to begin with) dry. Unless you start giving up players.

  10. hushbrother - Jul 26, 2012 at 12:55 AM

    Soundgarden used to close out their concerts with that song. Actually just the instrumental rondo part. It was cool.

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