Comments on: Giancarlo Stanton returns from DL after missing 25 games

By: The Dangerous Mabry

The Dangerous Mabry — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 19:31:15 +0000

Now if only the Marlins could get that Mike Stanton kid back, too, they’d be in fantastic shape.

By: willclarkgameface

willclarkgameface — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 19:10:17 +0000

Thank you Jeebus. My outfield on my fantasy team has been mailing it in since he went down. We need some Stanton!

By: scratchnsniffnblog

scratchnsniffnblog — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 18:35:44 +0000

Let’s hope the front office figures out how to field a competitive team so Stanton’s best years aren’t wasted.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 17:39:31 +0000

Jerusalem.

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By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 17:38:40 +0000

Thank Buddha, we will now see a renewed barrage of solo moonshots that will restore an element of entertainment to Feesh games but will not prevent the corpse from steenking. Tommy will get a workout, but not the turnstiles. The maiden season of Macondo Banana Massacre Field is going to look like a cross between the maiden voyage of the Titanic and the final flight of the Hindenburg by the end of September, with or without the Iron Giant’s particular brand of bombastic magic.

Next year in Jeruselam, Scrooge.