Comments on: Orioles race crabs to determine fantasy football draft order

By: goodellmustgo

goodellmustgo — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 01:56:54 +0000

Omar Quintanilla is going to take David Beckham in the first round.

By: joeflaccosunibrow

joeflaccosunibrow — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 21:18:45 +0000

I hope one of those crabs were named “Ron Mexico”

By: kevinbnyc

kevinbnyc — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 19:12:32 +0000

I’m waiting for the outcry from PETA. Making crabs race THEN eating them? What were they thinking.

By: randomdigits

randomdigits — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 18:53:54 +0000

You think a dozen blues are going to be enough to go around the locker room?

I have Chen winning the league title, he won’t get all caught up in knowing anything about football or the players.

By: sophiethegreatdane

sophiethegreatdane — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 18:22:55 +0000

Crab dip? No way. That’s clown food, bro.

Steam those puppies up with a heavy dose of old bay, and crack open the Natty Boh.

By: napoleonblownapart6887

napoleonblownapart6887 — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 17:57:19 +0000

OH HO! THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE!

moron.

By: spudatx

spudatx — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 17:45:39 +0000

Were the crabs tested for performance enhancers?

By: dchillin

dchillin — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 17:45:03 +0000

Crab-cakes and football because that’s what Maryland does!!!

P.S. go skins

By: nolanwiffle

nolanwiffle — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 17:16:15 +0000

Itchy McScratchy.

By: Carter Dotson

Carter Dotson — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 17:15:19 +0000

This would be impressive if it was actual orioles not only playing fantasy football but also racing other animals to determine draft order.

By: bmorelikeme

bmorelikeme — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 16:32:45 +0000

Reason # 67,846 I love this team

By: sportsdrenched.com

sportsdrenched.com — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 16:20:53 +0000

This story will the best thing you read here today.

Surely, one of the crabs names was “Big Ben’s Wingman”

By: cur68

cur68 — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 15:57:32 +0000

Oh, and FYI, if I had a crab in that race she would be named “One Night Stand”.

By: cur68

cur68 — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 15:56:33 +0000

Aaaron, for bonus marks you should include the names assigned to the Race Crabs. There is no WAY on Dog’s Green Earth that these guys didn’t name their crabs. I further submit that the names assigned to the crabs would be beyond hilarious and a revealing glimpse into the mind of a pro-ball player.

By: elmaquino

elmaquino — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 15:54:14 +0000

Nice plug there. Very subtle.