Aug 20, 2012, 3:35 PM EDT
Back in April, when Delmon Young received a seven game suspension for drunkenly walking around New York and yelling things at people, I was willing — perhaps naively — to believe that some of the suspension was for his public intoxication and that it meant that MLB was finally getting serious about alcohol-related incidents.
Unless I missed one, the Michael Pineda DUI arrest was the first alcohol-related incident involving a major leaguer since then. Let’s see if Major League Baseball does anything about this now. If it even gives a minor suspension to Pineda.
If it doesn’t, the guidelines remain like so:
- You get a five game suspension if you say things that are politically unpopular.
- You get a seven game suspension if you say things that are ethnically or religiously insensitive.
- You get a 50 game suspension if you take some drug with extra testosterone.
- You get no suspension whatsoever if you get behind the wheel of a car drunk and weave and swerve all over the damn place.
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- ESPN pulls Curt Schilling off broadcasts for rest of regular season and Wild Card game 120
- David Ortiz is more likely to be boned in Hall of Fame voting for being a DH than for PED stuff 130
- And That Happened: Wednesday’s scores and highlights 74
- The Marlins are going to change everything except their biggest problem this offseason 53
- Drooling over Miguel Sano’s incredible numbers through 50 career games 36
- Matt Williams puts up another strong performance in his quest to get himself fired 105
- Sarah Palin sticks up for Curt Schilling, tells ESPN to “stick to sports” (266)
- David Ortiz is more likely to be boned in Hall of Fame voting for being a DH than for PED stuff (130)
- ESPN pulls Curt Schilling off broadcasts for rest of regular season and Wild Card game (119)
- Matt Williams puts up another strong performance in his quest to get himself fired (105)
- David Ortiz tweets his happiness about the Deflategate decision (100)