Aug 20, 2012, 3:35 PM EST
Back in April, when Delmon Young received a seven game suspension for drunkenly walking around New York and yelling things at people, I was willing — perhaps naively — to believe that some of the suspension was for his public intoxication and that it meant that MLB was finally getting serious about alcohol-related incidents.
Unless I missed one, the Michael Pineda DUI arrest was the first alcohol-related incident involving a major leaguer since then. Let’s see if Major League Baseball does anything about this now. If it even gives a minor suspension to Pineda.
If it doesn’t, the guidelines remain like so:
- You get a five game suspension if you say things that are politically unpopular.
- You get a seven game suspension if you say things that are ethnically or religiously insensitive.
- You get a 50 game suspension if you take some drug with extra testosterone.
- You get no suspension whatsoever if you get behind the wheel of a car drunk and weave and swerve all over the damn place.
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- Trea Turner’s agent is unhappy his client is in limbo after trade to Nationals 47
- Nexen Heroes accept Jung-Ho Kang posting fee from unidentified MLB team 35
- Giants acquire Casey McGehee from the Marlins 16
- The Padres have given their fans something to talk about. Which is badly needed in San Diego. 64
- Justin Upton traded to the Padres for three prospects 79
- Bud Selig will get a $6 million a year pension. Which is obscene. 145
- Jake Peavy agrees to a two-year, $24 million deal to stay with the San Francisco Giants 26
- Bud Selig will get a $6 million a year pension. Which is obscene. (145)
- The United States will seek to normalize relations with Cuba (144)
- Cubs, Red Sox, Dodgers, Padres, Rangers, and Astros interested in Phillies’ Cole Hamels (111)
- Rays, Padres, Nationals agree to 11-player trade (97)
- Chase Headley signs a four-year deal with the Yankees worth at least $52 million. (95)