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Tweet of the Day: Brandon McCarthy’s wife is the best

Aug 22, 2012, 3:45 PM EST

Brandon McCarthy‘s rotation-mate Bartolo Colon was just suspended 50 games for testosterone, so McCarthy’s wife is smartly doing her due diligence on Twitter regarding the usage of other substances:

  1. number42is1 - Aug 22, 2012 at 3:51 PM

    1) she’s just fucking awesome.
    2) shes just fucking hot as hell
    3) Bullshit that he needs ANYTHING with a wife like that

    • umrguy42 - Aug 22, 2012 at 4:08 PM

      Given what that’s supposed to do… isn’t it really for *her* in the long run?

      • number42is1 - Aug 22, 2012 at 4:11 PM

        yea i thought about that after i posted and saw what it actually was. i thought it was just an herbal Viagra substitute. that’s still funny as hell… and you know what.. if he takes shit from players tonight he just has to look them in the eye and say “I get to go home to that every night” that oughta shut them up fast.

    • expodis - Aug 22, 2012 at 4:30 PM

      Hot as hell? Shes my new favorite Photoshopee

      http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://rangersblog.dallasnews.com/files/import/143308-dd-thumb-400×400-143307.jpg&imgrefurl=http://rangersblog.dallasnews.com/2012/05/brandon-mccarthys-wife-amanda.html/&h=400&w=400&sz=35&tbnid=3k82rscUX_txDM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=90&zoom=1&usg=__SdiIOtEqt73in57Uqlg1-kcnCwo=&docid=kVTIFQ5_UoMEvM&sa=X&ei=X0A1UO_eOpLC9QTyoYCgAQ&ved=0CE0Q9QEwCQ&dur=3126

    • theawesomersfranchise - Aug 22, 2012 at 4:40 PM

      Banging the same chick over and over becomes less thrilling no matter how hot

      • l0yalr0yal - Aug 22, 2012 at 5:07 PM

        Why don’t you tell us how thrilling banging the same guy over and over is

  2. townballblog - Aug 22, 2012 at 3:56 PM

    Brandon McCarthy is probably gonna catch some laughs in the clubhouse today.

    • expodis - Aug 22, 2012 at 4:31 PM

      With his wife, hes probably the one getting the last laugh…

  3. stex52 - Aug 22, 2012 at 4:05 PM

    That got me to breathing heavy.

  4. stex52 - Aug 22, 2012 at 4:06 PM

    Bet he looks forward to coming home from road trips.

  5. sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo - Aug 22, 2012 at 4:10 PM

    But I thought pitchers in the AL didn’t need to swing a bat…

  6. bigleagues - Aug 22, 2012 at 4:19 PM

    I will not covet thy neighbors wife. I will not covet thy neighbors wife. I will not covet thy neighbors wife. I will not covet thy neighbors wife . . .

    Oh wait! The McCarthy’s aren’t my neighbors!

    FAPTASTIC!

  7. ajcardsfan - Aug 22, 2012 at 5:01 PM

    If they haven’t made a call already, Extenze should replace Smilin’ Bob with Brandon McCarthy

    • churchoftheperpetuallyoutraged - Aug 22, 2012 at 5:29 PM

      Speaking of Smiling Bob:

      http://www.cracked.com/blog/behind-the-smile-the-horrible-truth-about-bob-from-enzyte/

  8. smcgaels1997 - Aug 22, 2012 at 6:35 PM

    Show me a hot woman, I’ll show you a guy who’s tired of f$&@#%g her

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