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Alfredo Aceves: “We’re playing (expletive), (expletive) baseball”

Aug 24, 2012, 8:52 AM EST

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Alfredo Aceves blew the save last night — his seventh — and the Red Sox, as Matthew so succinctly put it, played a really stupid game.

Aceves himself, however, put it even more succinctly:

“We’re playing (expletive), (expletive) baseball,” he said.

I’m trying to figure out what two words together both fit that sentence and both need to be censored. There’s video of him saying it here — go to the one minute mark — but I can’t quite make it out. Unless someone heard an uncensored version of this, I’m going with a harder version of “poopy butt baseball.”

Which, yeah, no argument here.

  1. crispybasil - Aug 24, 2012 at 8:57 AM

    Well, there’s a comma between the two words. It could be something like “poopy, butty baseball.”

  2. number42is1 - Aug 24, 2012 at 8:57 AM

    he says “we are playing shit, shit baseball”

  3. Old Gator - Aug 24, 2012 at 8:59 AM

    I think a shitshit is one of those threatened, odd little night-prowling Madagascan lemurs, isn’t it?

  4. dan1111 - Aug 24, 2012 at 9:13 AM

    He said “We’re playing Red Sox baseball.”

    • sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo - Aug 24, 2012 at 10:54 AM

      HEY WATCH IT, this is a family blog here. No need for language quite THAT foul.

  5. mybrunoblog - Aug 24, 2012 at 9:24 AM

    Sarcasm alert:::::::
    Hey at least they sell out every home game.

  6. timb12 - Aug 24, 2012 at 9:41 AM

    We were playing poop, poop baseball. Like Ron Burgundy has a “poop, poop mouth”

  7. townballblog - Aug 24, 2012 at 10:27 AM

    it’s poopy, poopy baseball. I asked him*

    • townballblog - Aug 24, 2012 at 10:29 AM

      *nah……just playing. Hey, maybe the Red Sox should try it sometime, you know, playing.

  8. qacm - Aug 24, 2012 at 10:36 AM

    What he said was, “We’re playing splendid, sublime baseball” — and he was censored for being obscenely wrong.

  9. deathmonkey41 - Aug 24, 2012 at 10:53 AM

    I think he said, “F#cking Awesome”, but that doesn’t explain the two bleeps and

    • sabathiawouldbegoodattheeighthtoo - Aug 24, 2012 at 10:56 AM

      I know he is from Mexico, but since he’s playing for Boston now, doesn’t it have to be “fackin assome baseball”?

  10. hushbrother - Aug 24, 2012 at 11:44 AM

    Maybe if he didn’t sweat so much he could pitch better.

  11. chip56 - Aug 24, 2012 at 1:21 PM

    My guess is “poopy, fornicating baseball”

  12. huffdaddyco - Aug 24, 2012 at 2:25 PM

    Embiggened, cromulent?

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