Comments on: Cole Hamels won’t start tonight versus the Mets “due to a gastrointestinal illness”

By: hisgirlgotburrelled

hisgirlgotburrelled — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 13:07:07 +0000

I thought this was what happened to the Braves when Chipper referenced them going “yicketty”

By: nukeladouche

nukeladouche — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 19:43:28 +0000

Awesome. Playoff time in my H2H league and my opponent has Hamels. Glad to hear he ate that Ex-Lax-laced chocolate brownie I sent him, with the message saying, “Enjoy! ” and signed “Grant Roberts.”

By: rcali

rcali — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 19:27:28 +0000

Um, Cole. Pepto works pretty good. It’s not like you play more than once a week. Suck it up buddy.

By: afirst916

afirst916 — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 18:14:52 +0000

Got ‘em

By: sportsdrenched

sportsdrenched — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 18:05:04 +0000

With the advances in technology like smart phones, tablets (e-tablets not Big Chief Tablets) & Kindles…gastrointestinal illness is a lot easier to deal with for todays players than it was say 10 years ago.

By: greymares

greymares — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 17:51:19 +0000

I expected to see Cloyd pitch against the Yankees for the Iron Pigs tonight, now I’ll get the deaded bullpen game.

By: prionogenic

prionogenic — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 17:44:37 +0000

Old Stool?

By: thesportsguru7

thesportsguru7 — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 17:33:49 +0000

Cloyd looks like a right handed Cliff Lee, awesome control, and been purely dominant in the minors. Excited to see him pitch in the bigs.

Feel better Cole!

By: thepancakebandit

thepancakebandit — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 17:26:56 +0000

bleedgreen, you beat me to it haha. Didn’t even notice your post until I pressed reply. My bad.

By: thepancakebandit

thepancakebandit — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 17:26:00 +0000

Not for long!

By: bleedgreen

bleedgreen — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 17:17:22 +0000

Well, not anymore, apparently.

By: dowhatifeellike

dowhatifeellike — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 17:13:14 +0000

Looks like we now have proof that Hamels in, in fact, full of it.

By: phillyphann83

phillyphann83 — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 16:58:49 +0000

Sucks for Cole but I’m pretty stoked. I was hoping to see Cloyd get some action this season against better competition. The kid looks very promising!

By: thepancakebandit

thepancakebandit — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 16:56:05 +0000

I eat a FiberOne bar every morning with breakfast, and it wreaks havoc on my insides, but hey all I have to do is fart it out and I can still show up to work and do my job every day…

By: mybrunoblog

mybrunoblog — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 16:39:29 +0000

Gastrointestinal problems = ‘I ate some bad sushi and have the screaming shits. Oh the humanities”

By: njbucsfan

njbucsfan — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 16:34:44 +0000

Not playing and still giving up runs…

By: crispybasil

crispybasil — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 16:20:38 +0000

Colon Hamels?

By: afirst916

afirst916 — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 16:18:28 +0000

Old School.

By: b7p19

b7p19 — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 16:15:06 +0000

I don’t think a thumbs up does enough justice for this. Well done sir.

By: keithbangedyermom

keithbangedyermom — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 16:08:47 +0000

Ah…..the $hits. Helping opposing lineups since 1887.

By: heyblueyoustink

heyblueyoustink — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 16:08:45 +0000

Ahhhh, poop.

By: banksatdixie

banksatdixie — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 16:04:39 +0000

Looks like Cole will be giving up plenty of runs tonight.

By: Francisco (FC)

Francisco (FC) — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 15:54:18 +0000

Hopefully the Mets will be flummoxed since they likely didn’t anticipate this and are now scrambling for video on Cloyd.