Comments on: Holy Crap: Keith Hernandez may shave his mustache

By: nbjays

nbjays — Wed, 05 Sep 2012 17:37:49 +0000

Yes, because a stupid looking facial abortion like Luke Scott’s is much more manly than a classic ‘stache. SMH

By: rooney24

rooney24 — Wed, 05 Sep 2012 13:19:56 +0000

Are you confusing him with Rafael Palmiero? Is that why he is shaving?

By: temporarilyexiled

temporarilyexiled — Wed, 05 Sep 2012 13:16:38 +0000

Their nuts will get the same amount of attention they always get, perhaps with added commentary.

By: braunliesandcheats

braunliesandcheats — Wed, 05 Sep 2012 12:42:42 +0000

This is a non story. Who gives a crap about this liar and cheater!

By: tashkalucy

tashkalucy — Wed, 05 Sep 2012 05:15:55 +0000

Figured this “story” came from Craig.

So what’s Paris Hilton been up to?

By: arbruins

arbruins — Wed, 05 Sep 2012 02:36:30 +0000

So, how much attention will someone get if they shave their nuts?

By: mybrunoblog

mybrunoblog — Wed, 05 Sep 2012 01:22:50 +0000

First Don Mattingly then John Oates and now Kieth Hernandez. Slowly the great mustaches of the 80s go away like a Duran Duran song in the wind…..

By: thefalcon123

thefalcon123 — Wed, 05 Sep 2012 01:10:18 +0000

How much coke do you think is still stuck in that mustache?

By: tfbuckfutter

tfbuckfutter — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 23:31:21 +0000

Ok Grizzly Adams, that’s cool…..

Except people with mustaches, in 2012, who aren’t Nick Offerman (who can pull it off), still routinely remove SOME OF their facial hair.

Even Burt Reynold dropped the silly “mustache-only” look in the 90s.

By: nothanksimdriving123

nothanksimdriving123 — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 23:25:38 +0000

tfbuck: And quite a few of us can’t think of a good reason to engage in the bizarre practice of routinely slicing off our facial hair.

By: keithbangedyermom

keithbangedyermom — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 22:54:22 +0000

What?! So many MILFs, so little time.

By: scatterbrian

scatterbrian — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 22:52:11 +0000

Newman!

By: spudatx

spudatx — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 22:20:27 +0000

He won’t last a month without his soup strainer. The man will realize that life before the cookie duster was just a sad, lonely existence. I believe he will give the lip spinach a last-minute pardon and to preserve not only the sanctity of his best friend, but he will remind all those that his mouth brow is a national treasure and not something to be taken lightly.

By: Old Gator

Old Gator — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 21:32:57 +0000

You put his lips together with Slobbering Ozzie’s….

But seriously, I think the mustache is being removed in connection with some long, long overdue sinus and mucous membrane reconstruction.

By: unlost1

unlost1 — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 21:31:17 +0000

people were confusing him with Tom Sellek & he didn’t want the association

By: bernie19kosar

bernie19kosar — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 21:23:37 +0000

Nice game pretty boy!

By: tfbuckfutter

tfbuckfutter — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 21:19:12 +0000

I can’t think of any other reason a person would still have a mustache in 2012.

By: stlouis1baseball

stlouis1baseball — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 21:17:18 +0000

Wow. You have topped yourself Buck. Where do you come up with this shit?

By: tfbuckfutter

tfbuckfutter — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 21:06:53 +0000

Wouldn’t it be awesome if he had a birthmark that looked like a penis on his upper lip and after he shaved his mustache he was like “Ohh yeah….that’s why I grew it to begin with.”