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Logan Morrison had knee surgery, is doing alright I guess

Sep 7, 2012, 11:07 AM EST

Marlins first baseman of the future Logan Morrison had knee surgery on Wednesday, and it was — shockingly — a success.  And based on his Twitter feed, he’s back to feeling himself, for better or for worse. Mostly for worse:


Stay classy, Logan.

And really, you need to find some consistency when it comes to breasts. Do you like them, or not?

  1. stlouis1baseball - Sep 7, 2012 at 11:19 AM

    Oh he seems to like them Craig.
    He just doesn’t like them plopped out in the middle of a store with a child attached to them.

    • Craig Calcaterra - Sep 7, 2012 at 11:21 AM

      Yeah, I guess he likes them for his own personal enjoyment, but finds their natural biological purpose to be gross.

      • The Common Man - Sep 7, 2012 at 11:57 AM

        Craig, I’m surprised you don’t know the natural purpose of boobs is to be stared at. Anything else they do is merely incidental.

  2. willclarkgameface - Sep 7, 2012 at 12:06 PM

    This is douchenozzle #2 after Bryce Harper.

    Did we ever get resolution or a story of resolution about his claim that the Marlins were sending him down to AAA to often?

  3. darthicarus - Sep 7, 2012 at 12:24 PM

    Morrison seems to not care what sort of attention he gets, as long as someone pays attention to him. I remember his earlier days on Twitter trying to acquire more & more followers to help his “image”…apparently that image is one of a middle schooler not a professional athlete.

  4. Old Gator - Sep 7, 2012 at 1:28 PM

    Good for the surgery. Now Tweeter can rehab and come back next season ready to be mediocre, which is his natural level of play.

  5. scratchnsniffnblog - Sep 7, 2012 at 3:49 PM

    Maybe they should’ve transplanted an elbow while they were at it…because he doesn’t have a funny bone in his body.

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