Marlins first baseman of the future Logan Morrison had knee surgery on Wednesday, and it was — shockingly — a success. And based on his Twitter feed, he’s back to feeling himself, for better or for worse. Mostly for worse:
The best curve on a woman is her smile
…No I’m just kidding, it’s her boobs. #LoMoLikeyBoobies
— Logan Morrison (@LoMoMarlins) September 6, 2012
Stay classy, Logan.
And really, you need to find some consistency when it comes to breasts. Do you like them, or not?
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- stlouis1baseball - Sep 7, 2012 at 11:19 AM
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Oh he seems to like them Craig.
He just doesn’t like them plopped out in the middle of a store with a child attached to them.
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- Craig Calcaterra - Sep 7, 2012 at 11:21 AM
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Yeah, I guess he likes them for his own personal enjoyment, but finds their natural biological purpose to be gross.
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- The Common Man - Sep 7, 2012 at 11:57 AM
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Craig, I’m surprised you don’t know the natural purpose of boobs is to be stared at. Anything else they do is merely incidental.
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- willclarkgameface - Sep 7, 2012 at 12:06 PM
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This is douchenozzle #2 after Bryce Harper.
Did we ever get resolution or a story of resolution about his claim that the Marlins were sending him down to AAA to often?
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- darthicarus - Sep 7, 2012 at 12:24 PM
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Morrison seems to not care what sort of attention he gets, as long as someone pays attention to him. I remember his earlier days on Twitter trying to acquire more & more followers to help his “image”…apparently that image is one of a middle schooler not a professional athlete.
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- Old Gator - Sep 7, 2012 at 1:28 PM
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Good for the surgery. Now Tweeter can rehab and come back next season ready to be mediocre, which is his natural level of play.
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- scratchnsniffnblog - Sep 7, 2012 at 3:49 PM
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Maybe they should’ve transplanted an elbow while they were at it…because he doesn’t have a funny bone in his body.
