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Video of the Day: All Yankees analysis is over. Seriously, we just need to stop now.

Sep 13, 2012, 1:00 PM EST

Jonah Keri pointed this out on Twitter a few minutes ago. I dare say I haven’t seen analysis this good in all of my days. Really, we just need to stop now and let the season wind down, because all that can be said has been said. Including a bit about CC Sabathia having “gained so much weight, every time he goes to the beach, Greenpeace tries to drag his a– back to the water.”

OK, then.

  1. cur68 - Sep 13, 2012 at 1:15 PM

    I shouldn’t laugh at schadenfreude but hell, I can barely breather here 8)

  2. Chris Fiorentino - Sep 13, 2012 at 1:17 PM

    Whether you are a Yankee hater or fan, this is freaking hilarious. I love the over-sized needle for ARod…I’m still cracking up thinking about it.

    • churchoftheperpetuallyoutraged - Sep 13, 2012 at 1:23 PM

      I really want to disagree, but I can’t stop laughing.

      • bigharold - Sep 13, 2012 at 2:15 PM

        We here on the bridge if the Death Star DO NOT see the humor. Well OK the Sabathia/Greenpeace thing was kinda funny.

        Laugh whilst you can, … The Evil Empire will make you pay for this!!!!

    • moogro - Sep 13, 2012 at 3:40 PM

      Borg cube?

    • tmohr - Sep 13, 2012 at 3:49 PM

      Nice touch having Pettitte wield the giant needle.

  3. vallewho - Sep 13, 2012 at 1:19 PM


  4. victorslamdunk820 - Sep 13, 2012 at 1:33 PM

    Hilarious but true. Huge Yankee fan but they are hanging on by old fragile fingernails!

  5. deafrecon - Sep 13, 2012 at 1:34 PM

    i’ve got 1:38-1:41 on repeat.

  6. goldensombrero3000 - Sep 13, 2012 at 1:36 PM

    Where are the Cartoonish Giant Breasts?

    • sometimesimisscandlestick - Sep 13, 2012 at 1:40 PM

      Are you referring to Jeter’s gift baskets?

  7. 4cornersfan - Sep 13, 2012 at 2:04 PM

    Funny, but since when does Ichiro bat righthanded?

  8. ezthinking - Sep 13, 2012 at 2:21 PM

    Lame. This video, while dated, is far better done when it comes to hating on the Yankees.

  9. indaburg - Sep 13, 2012 at 3:29 PM

    Abso-frickin-lutely hilarious.

  10. moogro - Sep 13, 2012 at 3:43 PM

    I wish the Pirates would act like these pirates.

  11. bgeary8 - Sep 13, 2012 at 4:32 PM

    I don’t even have words. This picture sums it up.

  12. randomdigits - Sep 13, 2012 at 6:11 PM

    Odd that Wei-Yin Chen is wielding the Cutlass right handed. Considering the source of this video I would think they would know he is a lefty.

  13. tashkalucy - Sep 13, 2012 at 7:26 PM

    Last winter I wrote dozens of long posts explaining why the Yankees and Red Sox glory days of making MLB a 2 team league were over, and that those 2 teams were heading downhill. Surprised the Yankees held up as well as they have, but it’s still only a matter of time.

    Good to see that 9 months later, Craig and this guy have caught up with me.

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