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Great Moments in Ballpark Bathroom Sex, Part II

Sep 17, 2012, 7:46 AM EDT

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Yes, this is “Part II.”  For long time readers will remember that this feature was first created in April 2010 thanks to a couple of amorous and totally classy people at U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago.

In our latest installment, we look to Deadspin, who noted that Russell Martin and Ben Zobrist weren’t the only guys hitting home runs at Yankee Stadium yesterday:

It was about the 2nd through the 4th or 5th inning. Left field bleachers outside section 236 or 237. Initially the bathroom was empty, but soon I noticed 2 sets of legs in a stall … Seems impossible to me, but the couple appeared to be oblivious to the surrounding crowd …

I link to the main Deadspin page only because the specific post has more pasty white guy butt than I feel comfortable directly linking. You’ll have to click through to the pics/video if you so desire. And you really should not desire such a thing. Yeah, I looked at it because it’s my job to find the unseemly out there and bring it to you, but you are under no obligation to view it. It’s not really all that explicit as these things go, but the whole setup is rather gross and kinda depressing.

In any event, I’m just thankful that they finished before “God Bless America,” or else then security would have actually bothered to care.

  1. papalurchdxb - Sep 17, 2012 at 8:05 AM

    Finally, the “New York Skankees” can be used in context!

    But seriously dude, 3 innings? Talk about making the rest of us guys look bad!

    • spellingcops - Sep 17, 2012 at 8:56 AM

      He’s plowing a skank on a toilet in a stadium. He’s not really making us look bad.

      • bjbeliever - Sep 17, 2012 at 11:09 AM


    • kiwicricket - Sep 17, 2012 at 9:01 AM

      You could argue that speed is key in that particular situation.

      • mrwillie - Sep 17, 2012 at 9:29 AM

        Precisely! In this case, if you hit a homer, no need to trot around the bases. Jog it out and get back to your seat.

  2. kiwicricket - Sep 17, 2012 at 8:20 AM

    The best thing is, is that someone other than that guy is going to marry that girl one day! Good luck fellas.

    • pellypell - Sep 17, 2012 at 10:48 AM

      Hey, at least we know she’s DTF. Anytime. Anywhere.

  3. kiwicricket - Sep 17, 2012 at 8:23 AM

    If they only had troughs at ballpark toilets, none of this dubious behavior would of taken place.

    *(If you need a No2 at a stadium, and consider going through with it, you have bigger issues than just the trough)

    • kevinbnyc - Sep 17, 2012 at 12:47 PM

      It still could have taken place, there would just have been more of a sense of community about it that the trough encourages.

  4. thatyankeedude - Sep 17, 2012 at 9:12 AM


  5. biz518 - Sep 17, 2012 at 10:23 AM

    Why didn’t anyone tell him to use the family bathroom on the second level…pure privacy!

  6. pjmitch - Sep 17, 2012 at 10:29 AM

    Just like the line from City Slickers…..

    Women need a reason, men just need a place.

    • pellypell - Sep 17, 2012 at 10:51 AM

      Still trying to figure out her “reason”.

  7. pellypell - Sep 17, 2012 at 10:50 AM

    Not to be outdone, Bawston gals are known to hand out blumpkins @ Fenway.

    – From Boston(relax fellas)

  8. dowhatifeellike - Sep 17, 2012 at 10:51 AM

    Given the price of Yankees tickets, that was probably the most expensive lay he’s ever had.

  9. kevinleaptrot - Sep 17, 2012 at 12:02 PM

    Beer+Yankees Fans=Need their own web site.

  10. goawaydog - Sep 17, 2012 at 12:48 PM

    Sabbathia and #52 will never look the same to me again … ever, brrrrrrr

  11. hsven1887 - Sep 17, 2012 at 5:18 PM

    What could possibly be wrong with being conceived in Yankee Stadium? :)

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