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Ichiro singles into Jarrod Parker’s shirt

Sep 21, 2012, 8:53 PM EDT

Jarrod Parker

When you’re hot, everything turns into a hit.

Ichiro Suzuki had his one-hopper up the middle drop into Jarrod Parker‘s shirt for an infield single Friday night in the game against the A’s.

Here’s the video.

It was Ichiro’s 10th hit in his last 13 at-bats.

One would think a ball would have been much more likely to find its way into opposing starter CC Sabathia‘s pajama top than Parker’s uni, but leaving that top button open proved to be the key.

Ichiro stole second after reaching, but he was stranded afterwards. Parker gave up his first run an inning later in the fourth.

  1. proudlycanadian - Sep 21, 2012 at 8:58 PM

    Got a good bounce on the play.

  2. tfbuckfutter - Sep 21, 2012 at 9:11 PM

    My grandmother is fond of sharing the story about going to the gun range once wearing a low cut shirt and having a spent casing go into her shirt and burn her.

    So….you know….now you’re thinking about my grandmother’s boobs.

    You’re welcome.

    • nothanksimdriving123 - Sep 21, 2012 at 9:28 PM

      Actually, I’ve always thought your granny was pretty hot, especially when she was younger. That’s why, when your gramps was out of town that time…

      • badintent - Sep 21, 2012 at 10:46 PM

        So 9 months later , out popped Tbuckfutter, it all figures now.The DNA, the short penis, and the funny nose

      • tfbuckfutter - Sep 21, 2012 at 11:19 PM

        Hey now….to quote a friend of mine….it may not reach the floor, but it’ll tear up the walls.

    • Baseball Beer Burritos In That Order - Sep 21, 2012 at 9:29 PM

      I’m imagining your grandmother looked just like Christina Hendricks when this incident occurred.

      • tfbuckfutter - Sep 21, 2012 at 10:11 PM

        She looks more like Dolly Parton.

        If Dolly Parton had been in a reasonably bad accident in the mid-1970s and they did the best the could with the available plastic surgery techniques at the time and then she aged 42 years from that point.

        She is, however, a super lady though.

    • kiwicricket - Sep 22, 2012 at 8:44 AM

      I am finding this entire thread slightly disturbing actually.

  3. randygnyc - Sep 21, 2012 at 9:20 PM

    This happened a few years ago I think, but it may have been an infielder. While broadcasting, Paul oneill said he would have tore the shirt off, lol.

    • brownsbraves11 - Sep 21, 2012 at 10:54 PM

      Brooks Conrad.

  4. wlschneider09 - Sep 21, 2012 at 11:03 PM

    Wait, I thought that was referred to as getting to second base….

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