Comments on: Ichiro singles into Jarrod Parker’s shirt

By: kiwicricket

kiwicricket — Sat, 22 Sep 2012 12:44:15 +0000

I am finding this entire thread slightly disturbing actually.

By: tfbuckfutter

tfbuckfutter — Sat, 22 Sep 2012 03:19:16 +0000

Hey now….to quote a friend of mine….it may not reach the floor, but it’ll tear up the walls.

By: wlschneider09

wlschneider09 — Sat, 22 Sep 2012 03:03:32 +0000

Wait, I thought that was referred to as getting to second base….

By: brownsbraves11

brownsbraves11 — Sat, 22 Sep 2012 02:54:48 +0000

Brooks Conrad.

By: badintent

badintent — Sat, 22 Sep 2012 02:46:56 +0000

So 9 months later , out popped Tbuckfutter, it all figures now.The DNA, the short penis, and the funny nose

By: tfbuckfutter

tfbuckfutter — Sat, 22 Sep 2012 02:11:21 +0000

She looks more like Dolly Parton.

If Dolly Parton had been in a reasonably bad accident in the mid-1970s and they did the best the could with the available plastic surgery techniques at the time and then she aged 42 years from that point.

She is, however, a super lady though.

By: Baseball Beer Burritos In That Order

Baseball Beer Burritos In That Order — Sat, 22 Sep 2012 01:29:35 +0000

I’m imagining your grandmother looked just like Christina Hendricks when this incident occurred.

By: nothanksimdriving123

nothanksimdriving123 — Sat, 22 Sep 2012 01:28:57 +0000

Actually, I’ve always thought your granny was pretty hot, especially when she was younger. That’s why, when your gramps was out of town that time…

By: randygnyc

randygnyc — Sat, 22 Sep 2012 01:20:18 +0000

This happened a few years ago I think, but it may have been an infielder. While broadcasting, Paul oneill said he would have tore the shirt off, lol.

By: tfbuckfutter

tfbuckfutter — Sat, 22 Sep 2012 01:11:11 +0000

My grandmother is fond of sharing the story about going to the gun range once wearing a low cut shirt and having a spent casing go into her shirt and burn her.

So….you know….now you’re thinking about my grandmother’s boobs.

You’re welcome.

By: proudlycanadian

proudlycanadian — Sat, 22 Sep 2012 00:58:40 +0000

Got a good bounce on the play.