Comments on: Ichiro Suzuki treats his bats “like a rock musician with a guitar”

By: freeagentsignee

freeagentsignee — Sat, 29 Sep 2012 16:42:41 +0000

Go Ichiro!

By: indaburg

indaburg — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 21:06:48 +0000

Oh, no. I hate the Red Sox too. I’m a Rays fan. A rare species, the Floridus raysfanus. It is afraid of sunlight, hence the domed stadium, and crowded spaces, hence the empty stadium.

By: badintent

badintent — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 18:35:27 +0000

I smell a Red Sox fan/fool ! Ichiro is also Japanese and smarter than all of us.Trade for him the steal of the year.

By: indaburg

indaburg — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 13:19:37 +0000

By: beaverdam21

beaverdam21 — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 06:27:41 +0000

One of the highlights of my small town upbringing was seeing Dock Ellis play on the local minor league team (Southern League)

By: cur68

cur68 — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 06:16:41 +0000

Stud, eh Sally? I hope your husband isn’t a big dude or I’m in trouble. If he is I bet I run faster. I sure hope I do.

By: indaburg

indaburg — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 01:04:00 +0000

Ok, stud. Batman? I don’t know. Would Batman ever make this face?

http://c0368312.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/56376_large.jpg

Robin, maybe.

That said, Ichiro is a rock star. I hate that he’s a Yankee.

By: girardisbraces

girardisbraces — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 23:22:53 +0000

Up your butt, Jobu….

By: crnvic847

crnvic847 — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 21:45:47 +0000

Gracias.

By: cubsrice

cubsrice — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 21:43:21 +0000

Hats for bats…

By: natstowngreg

natstowngreg — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 21:00:52 +0000

That was my first thought as well. Oh, to be young, rich, and able to afford backup musical instruments.

By: cur68

cur68 — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 20:03:40 +0000

The Bat Case? Really? Draws moisture out of the bats? As in Aquaman proof? Well slap my ass and call me Studly, I didn’t see this one developing. You saw it here, folks. Ichiro Suzki might really be Batman.

By: kander013

kander013 — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 19:41:48 +0000

So that’s why Nishi can’t hit? I knew it was the damn bat case. It always is.

By: kevinbnyc

kevinbnyc — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 19:39:06 +0000

He can do whatever the hell he wants with his bats as long as he keeps hitting.

By: philliesblow

philliesblow — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 19:26:47 +0000

So I guess Ichiro is not a Who fan.

By: elmaquino

elmaquino — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 19:20:13 +0000

Dock Ellis on his LSD-fueled no-hitter:

“I started having a crazy idea in the fourth inning that Richard Nixon was the home plate umpire, and once I thought I was pitching a baseball to Jimi Hendrix, who to me was holding a guitar and swinging it over the plate”