Sep 28, 2012, 8:23 AM EDT
Yeah, I said gizmos. And every word of this post should be read as if you are on my lawn when you began it but are leaving my lawn at my request as you finish it:
TBS announced that its Major League Baseball post-season programming will include some new bells and whistles, including “3D hologram imagery.”
Specifically, TBS says it will use “innovative 3D imagery will illustrate detailed examples of pitch grips while demonstrating the pressure points, release points and rotation. Analysts will use the tool to explain how pitches work and how the hitter approaches each type of pitch.”
I suppose it’s too much to ask for a Tupac-style hologram of Skip Caray to call these games?
Oh well. Progress marches forward. Progress also tends to cause us to miss several pitches each game because progress is so damn enamored with its little toys that it can’t get back to the game action in time. Progress also tends to forget that Ron Darling is totally capable of explaining how a curveball works without that noise.
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